Wanna do something good and help to make sure Christmas in the relentless shit sprinkler that has been 2020 doesn& #39;t suck quite as much for a bunch of kids whose lives already weren& #39;t that great even before COVID-19?

Here& #39;s your chance. HO-HO-HO, Y& #39;ALL! https://twitter.com/BarbaraNiven/status/1320070651089195011">https://twitter.com/BarbaraNi...
I get that y& #39;all have come to expect a certain kind of tweet from me... troll slaying & creative insults are what you& #39;re accustomed to. But I have to say, it& #39;s disappointing that tweets about faceplanting into a pool of syphilitic donkey jizz get more likes than this one.
I created the parade of graphic, vulgar, alliterative horrors that is my timeline. And it& #39;s clear few of you are interested in my being human, caring or doing anything good, but can you at least pretend you& #39;re better than me when I try, like in the first tweet in this thread?
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