Wanna do something good and help to make sure Christmas in the relentless shit sprinkler that has been 2020 doesn't suck quite as much for a bunch of kids whose lives already weren't that great even before COVID-19?

Here's your chance. HO-HO-HO, Y'ALL! https://twitter.com/BarbaraNiven/status/1320070651089195011

I get that y'all have come to expect a certain kind of tweet from me... troll slaying & creative insults are what you're accustomed to. But I have to say, it's disappointing that tweets about faceplanting into a pool of syphilitic donkey jizz get more likes than this one.

I created the parade of graphic, vulgar, alliterative horrors that is my timeline. And it's clear few of you are interested in my being human, caring or doing anything good, but can you at least pretend you're better than me when I try, like in the first tweet in this thread?