Just so we’re all on the same page, we can all agree the universe had been saving IU’s upset over a top-10 team until a season in which fans were explicitly not allowed, only so the goal posts wouldn’t be stolen and thrown javelin-style off the 10th floor of Ballentine, right?
THEM (the dawn of humanity-2019): “InDiAnA dOeSn’T eVEn have mAnY fANs aT iTs GaMeS”

US (2020):
Memorial Stadium would’ve become one of those civilian-occupied territories overnight.

Does the university control this area? The city? What about the 34-year-old part-time DJ at KOK who was somehow just elected mayor of this city-state?

Well, it’s hard to say who’s in charge,,
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