my son threw his new shoes out the window
yall. soo i’m driving and all of a sudden ziwa LOSES HIS MIND. he’s talking at 10000 words per hour, freaking out talking “MY SHOES SKEKLSKRKWIQ MY SHOE LASKKSKWAK” and i’m like WHAT WHATS WRONG?

he always takes off his shoes so i thought they dropped
but he’s saying “MOM HELP. shoes. blah blah aksksksk” so i look back and i’m like “ziwa where are your shoes?” I LOOK UP AND THIS MANS HAND IS OUT THE WINDOW
i looked at that man and said ... ziwa.... where are your shoes

and this man GOES “shoes?” and points out the window.

i said “ZIWA you threw your shoes OUT THE WINDOW?!” and at this point he is LAUGHING AND JUST trying to explain why his shoes are out the window
yall i don’t know where those shoes are. they are LONG gone. and we are at the pumpkin patch with NO SHOES
i literally never have his window down. i gave him a few inches today to breathe bc it was hot but no. lol no never again
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