Promised Neverland is so fucking good it made me ship *straight people*

(Or, assumed str8 until proven other-bi& #39;s)
Emma: I want to escape with everyone.

Ray: Norman, tell her that can& #39;t happen.

Norman: **drinking from his "Emma Said So" mug** ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Emma: Norman said my plan is possible.

Ray: But its not.

Emma: But Norman said-

Ray: Please be reasonable for once-

Emma, grabbing his face: Norman. Said.
Ray: Do you really think we can escape with everyone? _Even_ the babies? Its not a good idea.

Norman: Hm. I do have doubts. So, it looks like its, **turns around, the back of his sweater reads "Time For Emma& #39;s Opinion"**

Ray:

Ray: Isn& #39;t she supposed to be wearing that?
Ray: I love you guys so much, I don& #39;t want you to die.

Emma: None of us are going to die.

Ray: Yes, exactly, neither of you are going to die.

Norman: And neither are you, Ray

Ray: I& #39;m going to pretend I didn& #39;t hear that
Ray: I need you to lie to Emma.

Norman: **whips out a squirt bottle labeled "Respect Emma Juice" and squirts Ray in the face**
Poor Ray, hes taken himself to the shed and back trying to keep this Power Couple alive and they& #39;re not letting him do things how he wanted them to be done and he cannot cope with the idea of living past the age of twelve.
You can follow @Yuusaris.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: