my opinions on the zodiac signs: a thread that’s going to flop <3

capricorn:
- manipulative
- amazing work ethic
- really bad ego
- loves their family
- holds too many grudges
- needs to be more open minded
- can hurt anyone’s feelings
- hilarious

aquarius:
- intelligent
- observant
- inferiority complex
- god complex
- v moody
- overshares
- creative
- super tsundere

pisces:
- obsessed w the idea of love
- really defensive
- attractive / charismatic
- sensitive
- rude lmao
- artistically intelligent
- hard worker !!

aries:
- literally crazy
- lords of guilt tripping
- v aesthetic
- think ur the main character daily
- god-like beauty
- enjoy playing w people’s minds
- way too honest
- feels like everyone’s against you
- loves hard
- really good at expressing themselves artistically

taurus:
- never responds to texts
- hard to understand
- sensitive
- wants to b like the cool kids
- beautiful
- selfish
- will do anything to b loved
- insecure
- best music taste
- unique but also not
- amazing aesthetic
- v smart
- heartbreakers

gemini:
- shy & nonchalant at first
- never rlly understand what they’re saying ??
- impatient
- insecure
- so much fun to b around
- devoted to their beliefs
- traditional
- is the act gay but is v straight friend
- good at art & video games
- bad childhood

cancer:
- weird / creepy
- smart
- good at singing / music
- either has a good fashion sense or terrible one
- moody
- so sensitive
- always sticks up for ppl
- loves their friends
- problematic
- gets away w anything
- talkative
- obsessed w love

leo:
- whew chile
- thinks everyone hates them
- brags a lot
- good at athletics
- baddies / attractive
- always wants to do smth crazy
- pretends to b woke
- controlling
- fake
- popular & funny
- insecure when it comes to academics
- sleeps a lot

virgo:
- my favorites
- beautiful
- toxic
- good @ everything
- blinded by love
- wants everyone to like them
- popular but prefers small friend groups
- easily hurt but never shows it
- suffers a lot mentally /overthinks
- wants to b the best
- ppl are easily jealous of them

libra:
- great leader
- bad texter unless y’all are bffs
- crushes easily & hard
- confused abt themselves
- super sweet
- hilarious
- intelligent
- aesthetically pleasing to look at
- cares abt the world
- lots of friends
- obsessed w love
- spiritual
- always anxious
- v fun

scorpio:
- my loves
- beyond secretive
- v rude
- bad childhood
- wants to be liked by everyone
- cares abt siblings/family
- sensitive but the good kind
- biggest hearts
- smart but doubts themselves
- gets hurt easily
- not funny shsjsk
- enjoys the simple things

sagittarius:
- v loving
- selfish
- confusing
- attractive
- very talkative
- always sad
- loves partying
- has big dreams
- good @ makeup
- can’t keep relationships (platonic too)
- overly positive
- loves sex
- anger issues
- always wants to hang out