The nuns behind him clap after Trump says he's tempted to run into the audience and start kissing people

"It is going away" -- Trump on the coronavirus as the US sets single-day records for new infections and hospitalizations continue to rise

Trump: "You know what? On November 4th, you're not gonna hear-- the news, CNN, all they talk about, 'Covid Covid Covid.' If a plane goes down with 500 people, they don't talk about ... they're trying to scare everybody. You have to lead your life, and you have to get out."

Trump on Hunter Biden coverage: "I think they, didn't they delete the New York Post? They terminated out the New York Post."

"I printed out the whole interview. I said, 'put it down.'" -- a deeply confused Trump on his 60 Minutes interview

"How about AOC? How about in Minnesota, beautiful Minnesota, Omar, Ilhan Omar. She's always complaining about the way we run our country," Trump says, as a dude in the audience can be heard screaming, "Kick her out!"

Trump is still teasing that if he loses, he might not acquiesce to a peaceful transition of power

Trump 2020: How About A Mulligan?

"Blood all over the sand" -- drink!

Trump repeatedly brags about the military's "Hydrosonic" missiles. "Hydrosonic" is a brand of toothbrush. Beyond parody.

James Brown he ain't