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thread of things my grandma says while watching the second half of season 12 out of context
“that’s the happy girl she can’t cry”
“so fake”
“yeah we know. you told us already. 20 times”
“she’s a fucking monster, and i thought she was disqualified anyway why is she still here”
“so if her name is crystal meth that means she does drugs right”
me “her name is crystal methyd”
“i didnt fucking ask”
me “her name is crystal methyd”
“i didnt fucking ask”
“i just don’t understand the obsession with the teeth”
“that’s not science, that’s hitting something with a fucking hammer”
“who’s that”
me “that’s rupaul”
“i thought her name was gigi”
me “that’s rupaul”
“i thought her name was gigi”
“they haven’t shown that smiley girl in a while where is she”
me “she went home last week”
me “she went home last week”
“oh great is she gonna argue with this one now, she just really likes arguing doesn’t she”
“NOW WHO IS HE”
me “i don’t know it’s just the guest judge”
“well it’s not chaka khan that’s for sure”
me “i don’t know it’s just the guest judge”
“well it’s not chaka khan that’s for sure”
“yeah we get it, he’s hilarious, you say it every episode”
“wow jaida is beautiful”
“i don’t like pie, AT ALL”
“I CANT i cant handle that word it’s just stupid”
“none of the colors on that necklace match, what the fuck, so we’re just going with shapes and fuck the colors, it doesn’t add up”
“she cannot be serious, why is she licking that”
“i kinda don’t like the crying, actually i fucking hate it”
“it would be helpful if she just never spoke again”
“wow i like that pink button, i want one”
“she’s so beautiful and the rightful winner how do you follow people in instagram do you just type in jaida?”
