i hate myself so i am reading the blog post from the creator of soylent about why he voted for kanye and i'm screaming.

this man straight up "i don't know her"-ed the vice president.

i am CRYING

this man's right. if only there were a website, like a big archive of all the information on the internet, where you could type "superdelegate" and it would tell you what it means. someone should make that.

ok ok this is the last one i promise

kanye once asked "Have you ever had sex with a Pharoah?" and i think those are the kind of questions our leaders should be asking.