This gal so cold, She was babysitting like 5 kids one day and she tell me come over to chill (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧃" title="Getränkepackung" aria-label="Emoji: Getränkepackung">). Tell ya na I in the room handling business, her brother knock on the door and say “South” outside.
Me: Who the fuck is South?
Her: My Boyfriend.
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So I tell ya na I start putting on my clothes cause idek why tf Ise inside her house naked in the first place. So I run out the room and realize they only got one door, at this point I done start sending my boys my location so they could gone and we could gang this nigga

Bro. this gal sit me down in the living room in the middle of children and say stay there I sitting down in the living room now sweating bullets time na I right in front of the fan, she let this nigga inside. And Bro, this nigga 6’3 built like fuckin David Hasslehoff, I dere like

So dawg Immediately look at me and say “Who the fuck this nigga is” I look this man dead in his eyes, took one big Inhale and then I didn’t say a fucking word cause ise scared. Nigga teeth did look like he is chew quarters

Anyway, This gal tell him “Das Ashley Brother”. TIME NA IDEK WHICH ONE OF THESE LIL DEVILS IS ASHLEY. So I just pick up a random baby girl and start rocking her, thank God she ain’t cry https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

Anyway. Ya boy mean mug me for like 3 more minutes then eventually gone in the room, soon as that door shut I run home like.

And yes, I did go back to juice her the next day. The End.