Cheesy pick up lines for Stray Kids

—a thread

1. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

2. can you be my jasmine without jas??
3. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
4. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

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5. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

6. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

7. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

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8. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

9. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

10. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

11. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

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12. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

13. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

14. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

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15. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

16. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

17. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

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18. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

19. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

20. Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?

21. Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!

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22. Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?

23. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

24. I think the gap between my fingers were meant for yours.

25. Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

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26. If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.

27. I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.

28. If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.

29. Are you netflix? Because i could watch you for hours.

30. Are you a volcano? Because i lava you!

—end of thread

thanks google ahahaha