I give you The Barber Pledge:

In January, if the Lord tarries, we will inaugurate a President of the United States. Whoever it may be…

1. I will pray for him sincerely.

2. On every occasion when I can, I will praise good things he does.

3. I will look for the opportunity to pass over criticism of bad things he does.

4. Where I must criticize, I will do so with civility.

5. I will not tell jokes that are demeaning of him, nor will I encourage others in sharing such jokes with me.

6. I will not slander him by listening to, sharing, tweeting, or posting conspiracy theories about him.

7. Whenever I can do so without disobeying God, I will obey him.