What YOUR favorite MCU ship says about YOU

(A THREAD;)

SteveBucky (StarBucks)
-Lemme guess, your fave tag is Hurt/Comfort.
-You loved their bff dynamic you couldn't get enough.
-You believe Bucky deserved SO much better.
-You probs hate Steve after what he did in Endgame.

SteveTony (Stony)
-Your fave dynamic is bickering married couple.
-U probs hate Civil War.
-U either think Tony is the top or the power bottom.
-You really said opposite attracts.
-u think Civil war=Divorce movie and Sokovia Accords=Divorce Papers.

TonyPepper (Pepperony)
-U love the canon
-They are your ideal couple.
-U probs have a Bossemployee relationship kink (?)
-Congrats u won on Endgame.
-You like Pepper being the dom.
-You like women being the dom.

SteveNat (RomanoRogers)
-Either u consider Winter Soldier teraphy or a way to break your heart.
-You REALLY said Opposite attracts.
-You love ScarJo and Cevans.
-You think Nat deserved better.
-U consider kicking ass as couple goals.
-Srsly Winter Soldier is not teraphy(/j)

GamoraQuill (Starmora)
-Ur fave tag is slowburn.
-U find Quill annoying and u thank God for Gamora to shut him the hell up.
-U think Gamora is the dom.
-You probs cried in that Starmora scene on Infinity War.
-Ur fave dynamic is sitcom wife and sitcom husband.

ThorLoki (Thorki)
-No offense guys but u r weird.
-U probs read Supernatural fics with this slash b4 Castiel was introduced.
-"Step bro?"
-The Thor trilogy must be eye candy for you huh.
-You like to use the term 'techinacally' when u talk abt this ship.

ThorJane (..ThorJane)
-You like simplicity.
-U just want good things for Jane.
-U think Thor is too good for Jane.
-Ur heart broke on the first mins of Ragnarok after knowing they broke up.
-Ur fave movie genre is RomCom.
-Ur rlly excited for Thor4.

BruceTony (Science Bros)
-You have science kink.
-You love the dynamic between the awkward nerd and the charismatic playboy.
-U enjoyed their moments in Avengers 1 2 and 3.
-This ship sank when Endgame crashed the party.
-U strongly believe that Peter is their son.

StevePeggy (Steggy)
-U loved Cap 1.
-U enjoyed their tragic romantic story UNTIL ENDGAME CRASHES THE PARTY.
-You just wanted good things for Peggy.
-But you believe Peggy needs no man.
-You hated SteveSharon.
-U find Peggy sweet for loving Steve pre-serum.

TonyPeter (Starker)
-JAIL!!
-FBI OPEN UP!!
-Honestiy talking u have daddy kink.
-U unironically browse this tag on Ao3 (Uh uh dont lie)
-TeacherStudent relationship.
-Idk seems to me u have some daddy issues too.

SamSteve (American Airlines)
-"On your left" gives you life.
-U love Sam for being a loyal hoe.
-U REALLY said "screw opposite attracts."
-Captain America Sam gives u life!!

WandaVision
-Ur a sucker for awkward nerds in love.
-U probably sobbed hard on that "I just feel you" scene.
-You cant wait for WandaVision to be finally released.
-You won't get tired of Vision always clutching Wanda.

ThorBruce (Thruce)
-You're fave movie genre is Thor:Ragnarok.
-Dont lie, you shipped them so hard on that movie.
-U really said Dom/Sub.
-You love the small awkward smart guy and the large beefy loving guy falling in love kind of stories.
-U probs think Ragnarok is a RomCom.

StephenTony (IronStrange)
-Your fave dynamic is bickering married couples(100x)
-Ur a sucker for a good couple argument that would make u laugh.
-U also think of Peter as their son.
-Ur probs a Sherlock Holmes fan. Just sayin.

BruceNatasha (Brutasha)
-U loved Age of Ultron.
-You love the sly gal being in love with the nerd guy storylines.
-You think of Bruce as a huge dork.
-Ur kind is very endangared right now but IK you guys live.
-You are Josh Wheadon.

SamBucky (WinterFalcon)
-You think the best way to solve a love triangle is by removing Steve out of the equation.
-Now that Steve is out of the said equation ur celebrating.
-You loved the sexual tension between these two.
-You're hyped for more SamBucky in TFATWS.

ThorSteve (ThunderShield)
-Lemme guess, u have a crush on Chris H. and Chris E.
-U love some hunky men action.
-U think Thor is the super dom.
-You love how Cap is the only one that lets Thor command him.
-U like it rough huh?

Valkyrie/Carol
-Ur probs a bi/lesbian that have a crush on both of them.
-You really said SCREW MEN.
-U rlly looking forward for the next movies.
-U probs want to date them both too.
-U just want good things for Carol and Valkyrie.

PeterMJ (Spideychelle)
-You have a crush on Zendaya and Tom Holland.
-U probs want to date them both... at the same time.
-U love awkward nerds in love.
-FFH must be eye candy for you.
-U think they are too pure.

ThorQuill (StarLightning)
-You just want Quill to be pegged by Thor.
-Infinity War gave u life.
-But u also think Quill is a versa bot.
-You love a mindless bickering between these two fools.
-You REALLY like it rough.

ScottHope (AntWasp)
-U think this is the perfect couple dynamic.
-u loved it cause its kind of a slowburn.
-U love Sassy girl x Funny guy
-You probs have a crush on either Hope or Scott.
-U weep cause they are underrated AF.

ScottQuill (Antlord)
-You just believe that Scott is a bottom.
-u have Daddy dom/sub kink.
-You just want nice things for Scott.
-You love possessive Quill.
-Srsly u long for this two to interact in the MCU.

END OF THREAD Hope u guys enjoyed tho so sorry if ur fave ship is not there I tried to fit in as many as I can. Rt to share with others