Ok, kids attending school from home, listen up! Using fake ID to buy booze is like speeding to the voting booth. You're breaking one tyrannical law in order to strengthen government tyranny.

Go to the supermarket and buy around 20 litres of apple juice.

This is very important! The apple juice MUST use acidity regulator instead of preservatives. If you use apple juice with preservatives, you're gonna have a bad time.

Next you'll need yeast. Honestly, I used plain old bakers yeast from the baking section, and it wasn't terrible.

But once your palate develops, you may want to graduate to the good stuff. I prefer a nice champagne yeast. I have no idea if you'll need a grownup to get this.

The juice and yeast then go into a brew flask. 20-22°C is right in the sweet spot.

If your parents' allowance doesn't extend to brew flasks, buy some party ballons while you're grabbing the juice and bakers yeast.

Tip some juice out to create headspace, tip in some yeast, and wack a balloon on top. Boom, redneck airlock right there.