Helping Grandma (89) w/her ballot:

Me: Guess what you get to do today?!

Gma: Ugh... what?

Me: Fill our your ballot! *jazz hands*

Gma: Do I have to? Is today THE last day?

Me: Yes.

Gma: Fine... Who’s running again?

Me: *inaudible sigh* well... Donald Tr-

Gma: OH! NO!! GOD NO! What?? Anyone but him...

Me: *shocked by her volume* Alright, how about Biden/Harris?

Gma: Oh... yeah... I like him. Who else?

Me: Uhh...let me check. There’s Jorgensen/Cohen...? W/the libertarian party.

Gma: Oh my ugh! ...God, why do they even bother?!

Me: *trying to contain myself*

Gma:

Me: How about Mark Kelley or Martha McSally?

Gma: ...Mark Kelley, he’s nice. Not Martha. I can’t stand Martha. No, Sorry Martha! No!

Me: *doubled over laughing*

...You guys, she is the most soft spoken & gentle lady ever.