Here's some corny ass video game pick up lines i thought up that would likely get you slapped in the face for how corny they are, they all start with damn girl.
Cringe at me with me!
Damn girl, are you a dark souls 3 boss? Because you damn relentless and you drained me outta all my stamina.
Damn girl, are you Lisa the Painful? Because you make me fucking depressed.
Damn girl, are you a Bethesda game? Because you broken as fuck, bye bitch.
Damn girl, are you Killer7? Because you're confusing as fuck.
Damn girl, are you Fire Emblem Thracia 776? Because I'm fed up with your bullshit.
(I like fe5)
Damn girl, are you Persona 3? Because my time spent with you is dreadful.
Damn girl, are you MGS4? Because you're a God damn mess, God damn bitch.
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This was funny to write for me.
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