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NEWCASTLE WOMEN ARE DANGEROUS!!
A MINI THREAD: Part One.
A MINI THREAD: Part One.
We will be taking an in-depth look at why Newcastle girls have been deemed dangerous by Newcastle gents and by their counterparts.
(Below is a Tweet by @legion_3000, a female, from Newcastle - agreeing to this) https://twitter.com/legion_3000/status/1319341241994194944?s=20">https://twitter.com/legion_30...
(Below is a Tweet by @legion_3000, a female, from Newcastle - agreeing to this) https://twitter.com/legion_3000/status/1319341241994194944?s=20">https://twitter.com/legion_30...
We have all heard and read, "Kwa-Zulu, ayikho iiHun." Well, my dear reader; there are. Have you ever heard or been to a place in the Northern part of KZN called Newcastle?!
That is where you will find HUNS.
That is where you will find HUNS.
Let me define, what is a NEWCASTLE HUN?
• A NEWCASTLE HUN is a KDB, a CR7, a Lionel Messi, a Zlatan Ibrahimovic of umjolo.
• A NEWCASTLE HUN is a KDB, a CR7, a Lionel Messi, a Zlatan Ibrahimovic of umjolo.
These are the Huns who, from birth have been schooled on umjolo. They play all positions in umjolo, from being a striker, a midfielder and all the way to a defender. She& #39;s a dribbler!
"Look Simba, everything the light touches is Newcastle. UNGAJOLI LAPHA!" - Mufasa.
It would be very unfair of me if I gave them no credit. One thing they are is, BEAUTIFUL. Very. No cap and no lies. I attest to this.
@MpexNdlazi, @Mlindo_Mbulazi, @Truth_I_be and many other Newcastle gents will attest as well.
@MpexNdlazi, @Mlindo_Mbulazi, @Truth_I_be and many other Newcastle gents will attest as well.
BUT, before you get all excited and want to book your next holiday in Newcastle; Newcastle Huns are a NO-GO zone!
The Huns are heartbreakers that& #39;s #1.
#2, "Banwa, e bile ke matagwa." as the Sotho speakers would say.
The Huns are heartbreakers that& #39;s #1.
#2, "Banwa, e bile ke matagwa." as the Sotho speakers would say.
A Newcastle Hun is so dangerous, so much so that a heartbreak is inevitable when dating her.
She is able to date Mandla, Muzi, Mdu and Mthobisi all at once - as of she is playing a chess game and will checkmate you like you& #39;re an amateur!
She is able to date Mandla, Muzi, Mdu and Mthobisi all at once - as of she is playing a chess game and will checkmate you like you& #39;re an amateur!
