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NEWCASTLE WOMEN ARE DANGEROUS!!
A MINI THREAD: Part One.
A MINI THREAD: Part One.
We will be taking an in-depth look at why Newcastle girls have been deemed dangerous by Newcastle gents and by their counterparts.
(Below is a Tweet by @legion_3000, a female, from Newcastle - agreeing to this) https://twitter.com/legion_3000/status/1319341241994194944?s=20
(Below is a Tweet by @legion_3000, a female, from Newcastle - agreeing to this) https://twitter.com/legion_3000/status/1319341241994194944?s=20
We have all heard and read, "Kwa-Zulu, ayikho iiHun." Well, my dear reader; there are. Have you ever heard or been to a place in the Northern part of KZN called Newcastle?!
That is where you will find HUNS.
That is where you will find HUNS.
Let me define, what is a NEWCASTLE HUN?
• A NEWCASTLE HUN is a KDB, a CR7, a Lionel Messi, a Zlatan Ibrahimovic of umjolo.
• A NEWCASTLE HUN is a KDB, a CR7, a Lionel Messi, a Zlatan Ibrahimovic of umjolo.
These are the Huns who, from birth have been schooled on umjolo. They play all positions in umjolo, from being a striker, a midfielder and all the way to a defender. She's a dribbler!
"Look Simba, everything the light touches is Newcastle. UNGAJOLI LAPHA!" - Mufasa.
It would be very unfair of me if I gave them no credit. One thing they are is, BEAUTIFUL. Very. No cap and no lies. I attest to this.
@MpexNdlazi, @Mlindo_Mbulazi, @Truth_I_be and many other Newcastle gents will attest as well.
@MpexNdlazi, @Mlindo_Mbulazi, @Truth_I_be and many other Newcastle gents will attest as well.
BUT, before you get all excited and want to book your next holiday in Newcastle; Newcastle Huns are a NO-GO zone!
The Huns are heartbreakers that's #1.
#2, "Banwa, e bile ke matagwa." as the Sotho speakers would say.
The Huns are heartbreakers that's #1.
#2, "Banwa, e bile ke matagwa." as the Sotho speakers would say.
A Newcastle Hun is so dangerous, so much so that a heartbreak is inevitable when dating her.
She is able to date Mandla, Muzi, Mdu and Mthobisi all at once - as of she is playing a chess game and will checkmate you like you're an amateur!
She is able to date Mandla, Muzi, Mdu and Mthobisi all at once - as of she is playing a chess game and will checkmate you like you're an amateur!
These are the Huns who share pictures of themselves on social media in different cars every weekend.
How do I know this?
Well, the seatbelts, dear reader; never lie!
One weekend the seatbelt is black, the next it's red and one time it's orange.
How do I know this?
Well, the seatbelts, dear reader; never lie!
One weekend the seatbelt is black, the next it's red and one time it's orange.
"What if the seatbelts never change colours? How will I know?"
Hahah, that's simple. Check her Bluetooth list. (Do this at your own risk.) There you'll find, BMW M3, VW Polo GTi, AUDI RS3, Mercedes Benz etc.
Hahah, that's simple. Check her Bluetooth list. (Do this at your own risk.) There you'll find, BMW M3, VW Polo GTi, AUDI RS3, Mercedes Benz etc.
