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a few moments ive experienced during school in kurdistan
during science class our teacher once brought a dead fish to display and a girl unironically asked if it would come back to life if weâd put it in water
our computer teacher once asked us if we knew what ip was short for and a girl blurred out iprax
again in computer class the teacher gave us a lecture on how girls are like a cup; if you praise it and put it up to your head it will still break the minute it falls, i asked him what would happen if the cup was plastic and he indirectly called me a donkey
once in class two girls were laughing and the teacher asked why they were laughing and that they shouldnât laugh because they look ugly
my chemistry teacher passed us and jokingly suggested he could run us over if we wanted to so we could have an excuse to not do the chemistry test
my ex english teacher using these examples for pronunciations
our geography teacher caught someone chewing gum, he sticked the gum under his desk and she told him to pick it up and eat it (he did)
not very school related but when we had just moved a teacher once brought me back home and i forgot where my house was so we spend one extra hour looking for it
a teacher once got very frustrated trying to turn on the fan only for her to realise there was no electricity
i witnessed freshman kids playing a game of chasing mice in the laboratory
someone once caught a snake and showed it to everyone? he was very determined for everyone to know
someone brought their pet turtle to class and kept it in his pocket
a guy asked our teacher if the prophet Mohammed was originally zaxoyi
a teacher once expelled me for bringing a birthday cake to school for my friend
weâve organised several picnics inviting teachers and they all ended up doing hookah and dem with the boys, 10/10
i once got dresscoded while in school uniform and she said i looked like an actual clown because i wore a guns n roses jacket over it
they smoke in the bathroom and once this guy told his friend to hold his cig while heâd go do something, the friend dipped the side that u inhaled into poop and gave it back to his friend when he came back.. safe to say he did not check the poop cig before smoking
when i was 14 and not very fluent in kurdish I accidentally told the teacher gi bxo
my sisters biology teacher once tried to demonstrate to his students what the proper way of taking a poop was supposed to be like.. basically he squatted down and pretended to take a poop lol
when i first moved to kurdistan this guy in my school apparently had a crush on me (i did not know of his existence) and on my birthday he bought me a silver necklace and a promise ring while i did not know his name and i traded it to a girl for a pringles :/
they called my mom because i was absent but i actually wasnât absent i was in the cafeteria and had not heard the bell.. anyways my mom said she didnât care
i once got kicked out of our own school party because they thought i wasnât one of their students
once a student and the english teacher got into an argument and he lifted his desk to throw it at her ?
our english teacher used cock as a past tense of cook and when i told her it was wrong she still insisted that she was right and took marks off of me for being rude
the religion teacher asked this girl why she wasnât wearing a headscarf (we only wear them during islamic class) and she responded to him saying she was bisexual.. no correlation but it is what it is
this girl had a habit of catching grasshoppers and showing them to everyone
a teacher was gambling with 9th grade students and lost
our math teacher said that we shouldnât be scared of corona and that the worst thing that could possibly happen is death ???
in 9th grade they used to do vodka in the bathrooms and honestly i understand
this kid in our school was named Malavan but didnât know how to swim so everyone bullied him
They locked the lab in our school because 7-9th grade couples would lips in there
iâve bribed one of my teachers with 2 pizzas .. one wasnât enough according to him
once in the bathroom while washing my hands this other girl was on a phonecall breaking up with her boyfriend while someone in another stall was having very vocal diahrrea and i couldnât help but laugh because while this girl was having a mental breakdown all she heard was farts
a girl once tried to jump me and then realised i was the wrong girl
my physics teacher married his student
a teacher once asked me if ... was my sister and when i said yes she went on about how much my sister sucked
our arabic teacher once walked into the class not saying a word for 5 minutes, aggressive smashed her pen towards the board and then walked out
a teacher once accused me of cheating and gave me a 0 just because she disliked me
our physics teacher told us that if we donât study weâre useless and might as well should go ahead and kill ourselves
when i didnt know how to read arabic the teacher brought a multiple choice question and instead of circling a multiple choice answer i circled part of the question
Our english teacher once told us a story about how during his time living in Mosul, he once went to a bar and ordered coffee, he said while drinking the coffee a fly kept annoying him so he whipped a pistol out of his pocket and shot the fly.. he was not joking about it
a boy once told me about how he tried to kill himself with overdose and when i asked what he took he responded with â2 paracetamolâ
this ones a bit sad but one time a girl was making dua that we wouldnât do this teachers lesson and his dad died the same day so class was dismissed
a girl walked in and asked me if i wanted to see her tattoo and i said yes of course and it was a little outline of a cat and when i asked if there was a meaning behind it she said âno? its just a catâ
phones arenât allowed in class so out of pettiness this girl brought a huge ipad and claimed they didnât say anything about ipads
i got send to the principleâs office for ignoring a girl who was yelling at me
this turkish transfer student got upset at me because every time he talked turkish iâd tell him i donât speak terrorist
my teacher once asked me âwhy i looked like thatâ
when our school first put out cameras to keep an eye on the students this specific boy would always skip classes to go outside and wave at the cameras
this girls parents got called to the principle office because she kept hanging out with her boyfriend and her mom told the principle she simply does not care
one time this girl smiled and the teacher told her that her teeth are ugly and she should go work for a toothpaste commercial
