Story time: we got a new roommate. Her name is Brooke. We met with her before seeing if she would be a good fit to live with us. She clearly put on a huge front about how clean she is and everything. I expressed I am crazy when it comes to cleanliness. I also expressed I am very
Direct. I don’t like dishes in the sink covered in food or gunk. The sink should be cleaned out because hello? Bugs and that’s gross. It’s not hard to clean something out if you’re already putting it in the sink. I even said idc how long dishes sit in the sink as long as it’s
Cleaned out. I clean this place all by myself. I sweep, mop, always take the trash out or to the curb when it’s trash day. I do everything. So I expect some respect of little things I ask. I come home from being gone for two weeks to dried sauce on my trash can, dishes dirty in
The sink. Coffee splatter on the side of the wall. The stove covered in grease. The pantry a wreck and fridge a wreck. No organization. So I said
She responds:

Idk why she even brought up the appliances because I didn’t care about that. I was talking about how everything was thrown in there and the fridge, food speaking. But she couldn’t just ask what I meant. I did not even respond to this text. I was over it. Cool.
All I got was a thumbs up. Lol. I wasn’t even being rude. At this point. She has avoided me, not looked at me, not spoken. But acknowledges my dog. It’s ridiculous and has caused clear tension because she can’t communicate clearly. Unnecessary.
She stays in her filthy room if I’m out of my room or anything! It’s just wild to me for someone my age to actually act like this. But she is a baby and has never rented before apparently. She had to get her mom to come stay with her because she didn’t like being her alone
While Summer and I were gone out of town. Girl, you moved into the city. Of New Orleans. It’s a risk. Get it together for your sake. Regardless, still no interaction. I’m even expressing to other roommate that I think it’s weird and I wanted to solve the problem. We left to go
Have brunch last Saturday. AS SOON AS WE LEFT @ 10:30 in the am, we get a text. I shit you not. Not even a minute later as we left the driveway. We get this text. I was even nice! I wasn’t irritated just explaining myself! Second of all, get your ass up and lock it yourself?
Then, with no communication still. She leaves the house one day and peels out of the driveway flinging rocks by my car. She probably didn’t even notice, but Timms did because I was on FaceTime with her. So I texted her about it.
I blocked her number and haven’t said shit since. But now! Since she was to unfriend and block me everywhere. My friend finds her twitter. She is calling me a roommate from hell, a psycho and even made a private snapchat just to talk shit. Just absurd at this point. I know
She has probably made it seem like I’m just absolutely insane and told her friends her side to make herself look like a decent human. This is the only reason I made this thread. With the text messages. So I’m not made out to be some “psycho roommate from hell”.
Yes I am very upset about it because it’s actually crazy and she is a coward for it. Nonetheless, it just shows the kind of person she is. As much as I want to video her bathroom and bedroom to show the dirtiness, I won’t stoop to that level. I move out in two days. Bye gorl.
Some of her tweets. Her Twitter isn’t private so y’all can see for yourself. Hope she lives an organic free toxic free life from here on out. Gfy
Not to mention. She hand washes her dishes with a nasty sponge. That may be the worst part https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Angewidertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angewidertes Gesicht">
First, it’s not my pot. Second, I didn’t put it in there. Third, it’s gumbo we made last night. She’s assuming it’s me lol. You know what they say about assuming.
Also, if she ever sees this, my mother raised me. By herself and made me the woman I am today. A CLEAN, independent, strong human being.
Also, I know I make several typos. Ignore it
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She just needs validation in her life. Hope she gets it. End of an era. End of this thread for good.

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