Hands Clean | The Musical

Featuring Succession's Gerri Kellman and Roman Roy. Music and lyrics by @Alanis Morissette.

ROMAN
You're essentially my employee and I like you having to depend on me

GERRI
You're kind of my protege and one day
You'll say you learned all you know from me

GERRI
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a guardian
I know you sexualize me like a young thing would and I think I like it

GERRI
Ooh, this could be messy but
But you don't seem to mind and
Ooh, don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime

ROMAN
We'll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
I've more than honored your request for silence
And you've washed your hands clean of this

BOTH
What part of our history's reinvented and under rug swept?
What part of your memory is selective and tends to forget?

ROMAN
What with this distance it seems so obvious

GERRI
Just make sure you don't tell on me, especially to members of your family
We best keep this to ourselves and not tell any members of our inner posse

ROMAN
I wish I could tell the world
'Cause you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly

GERRI
I might want to marry you one day if you watch that weight and keep your firm body