One of my clients just discovered their freelance budget for the rest of the year has run out, so I HAVE SOME FREE TIME! Right before Christmas! I could use that free time to write content for you for reasonable prices! Look, here comes some content now:
https://chrisfarnell.com/ 
All the people who paid me to write these things ended up very pleased with what they got.
Wouldn't you like to be very pleased? Because this is an opportunity to achieve that.
Alternatively, if you don't happen to have any money to commission Good Content right now, maybe one of your followers does? Why not QT this thread while saying how you, personally, know how great my content is. Doesn't that sound like a fun thing to do?
You can follow @thebrainofchris.
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