Ladies and Gentlemen,

What are we doing with the tens of thousands of capitalist franchises operating across the Arabian Peninsula? I am half Arab and half Indian. The Indian part of me has an idea. First, we remove all franchise branding from every satanic capitalist franchise.

All global capitalist franchises will be confiscated by our empire then de-branded. We’re then left with a building and equipment. Each location can be equally distributed for whole independent private ownership, to randomly selected interested young men and women, ages 25 to 40.

Each independent business can then develop their own fresh brands, and grow. All would operate under the rules of our empire. That means no artificial ingredients, flavours, preservatives. No fast food. Everything halal/kosher, non-GMO, organic, with gluten/allergen free options.

Most importantly, local businesses would operate without the satanic usurious filth of global capitalism, and be removed from the control of the radical satanic pagan extremist juicy wet Great Whore of Babylon. Her deadly satanic capitalism was the most delicious. Now she’s dead.

[This thread was updated with the correct photo, taken by me, outside the Haramain Complex in Medina. Also note that we’ll be relocating all businesses from anywhere near the Haramain Complexes into the streets. The Salool turned both of our Holy Places into tourist attractions.]