Thread by @akatsukiwwx, wwx pulling a prank on lwj (his boyfriend) that he wants to [...]

wwx pulling a prank on lwj (his boyfriend) that he wants to break up with him, but lwj saw the hidden camera and decided to prank him back by saying he wanted to break up with him too

now do i want this to be funny or sad..... ure all booing me in the replies already T___T

wwx had everything ready:

1. camera hidden in diff parts of the house (because he's dramatic)
2. lwj's fave snacks incase his bf gets sad or angry with him (if all else fails use: The Power Of Pout And Puppy Eyes)
3. a̶ ̶s̶c̶r̶i̶p̶t̶

basically it's gonna go like this: he's gonna wait for lwj to go home (from grocery shopping), tell lwj that he wants to "talk," tell lwj he wants to break up because he's "tired"

wwx voice: dont look at lan zhan. dont look at him dont look at him dont look at h

lwj comes home and wwx fights the urge to give him a kiss and throw himself on lwj because that's what he does everytime so lwj is already sensing that there's something wrong. no kiss? no hug? why is wei ying not looking at him? did he forget something-

lwj sits with him after he puts the groceries down in their kitchen, not even arranging them like what he's used to do. because wei ying isnt all over him and not asking lan zhan why he didnt wake him up earlier before going out, or if lan zhan bought his fave cereal, if lan zhan

"wei ying, what's wrong?" he asks as he reaches for wwx's hand but wwx crosses his arms before lwj gets the chance to hold it. lwj frowns, placing his hand on his lap instead, "did i do something wrong?"

wwx closes his eyes, "lan zhan, we need to talk."

wwx stands up (he looks so stiff, lwj notes) and makes his way to their bedroom. lwj follows him (like a lost puppy)

(wwx pats himself mentally on the back for not giving in immediately, he feels like he's about to burst when lwj started reaching for his hand earlier)

wwx sits on their bed and looks at the camera unconsciously. it was hidden discreetly on the table right in front of their bed. he looks away immediately, but lwj already noticed that he was staring at something.

lwj sits beside him on their bed, following wwx's line of sight earlier - 𝘢𝘩.

a camera.

is wei ying doing a prank?
is he pranking me?

alright.

lwj stares at the camera for a few seconds before moving away from wwx, creating a space between them.

that is when wwx turns to look at lwj. why did he move away? wwx thinks, fighting the urge to pout. but he remembers that he's supposed to be doing a prank right now.

wwx looks away and says, "i'm tired, lan zhan."

"..."

"i said im tired."

"mn. i heard you the first time."

"that's all you have to say to that?"

"i dont know what you meant by tired, wei wuxian. you need to elaborate."

the wei wuxian in question because he's not being called "wei ying" by the love of his life:

wwx stops himself from telling lwj that it's all a prank because even though his boyfriend looks hot when he's angry, this is not the type of angry that he wants.

but wei wuxian never backs down from anything. so he continues.

(also, how dare he call him 'wei wuxian'?!?!?!??! it's been years since lwj called him that!!!! he's enraged and he's petty so . )

"lan wangji. i am tired and i want to break up!"

"..."

"we need a break...."

"..."

"...from each other."

"...is that what you want?"

wwx laughs nervously but stops immediately (

to

) because no?????? that's not what he wants!!! why is lan zhan not stopping him!!!! why is lan zhan letting him break up with him!!!!!

he goes on.

"yes."

"alright," lwj's voice breaks a little.

but wwx fails to notice because the horror is gradually settling in his mind.

/oh no lan zhan broke up with me why did this backfire on me this is supposed to be a funny prank is lan zhan just waiting for me to break up with him so he can just agree because he is too kind -

- wait. lan zhan doesn't love me anymore?/

the last thought seem to echo in his mind. he's on the verge of crying already.

he wonders if he should stop and tell lwj that it's all a prank or just let him believe that he's actually breaking up with him. it seems like lwj is just waiting for this moment, right?

wwx doesnt notice that he's shaking already.

lwj's eyes widen and before wwx speaks, lwj has his arms wrapped around him already.

"lan zhan, i don't wanna-! it's a prank i swear - but if lan zhan wants to break up with me i -"

lwj kisses his forehead to shut him up, "shh i know, i saw the camera."

wwx stares at him, "huh."

"camera. on the table."

"what."

"this is a prank. i know."

"..."

"..."

"oh," wwx says, "so, you dont want to break up?"

"no. i apologize, i dont want you to be disheartened that i found out about your prank early on. so i decided to go with it."

"oh."

"im sorry, i did not - " wwx cuts him off.

"you really dont want to break up."

"no."

"so, you still love me?"

"always."

"call me wei ying?"

"i love you, wei ying."

wwx cries.

lwj panics, "wei ying -"

wwx bursts,

"LAN ZHAN IS SO MEAN TO ME!!!! I WAS GONNA PRANK U I EVEN HAD UR FAVORITE SNACKS READY FOR WHEN U GET MAD AT ME OR WHEN U CRY BUT U MADE ME CRY INSTEAD!!!! U MADE ME CRY LAN ZHAN U HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!!!"

"mn. my fault. im sorry wei ying."

"technically, it's my fault but you made me cry so..."

"mn. i hope wei ying forgives me."

"hmph! you will face consequences of your actions."

"alright," lwj says, amused.

they ended up cuddling. wwx is lying on top of lwj and lwj's arms are wrapped around his waist.

"first of all, my courtesy name is banned in this house."

"mn."

"don't call me wei wuxian ever again."

"mn."

"good - wait how did you see the camera, lan zhan?"

"i saw you looking at it."

"oh," wwx giggles, "as expected of lan zhan! so perceptive!"

lwj feels his ears burn.

lwj hugs him tighter and whispers another apology to wwx. wwx just laughs at him and buries his face in lwj's neck, giving him a kiss there.

"im sorry too lan zhan. i will never break up with you i promise."

"mn. i love wei ying."

"i love lan zhan, too."

wwx is about to doze off when he remembers that his camera is still recording, "lan zhan, i have to turn off the camera." wwx says but makes no move to get up from lwj's embrace.

lwj grip tightens, "mn."

"i need to get up."

"mn."

"let go for a second, lan zhan."

"mn."

and they fall asleep like that, the camera still rolling until it runs out of battery.

bonus:

YILING LAOZU UPLOADS A NEW VIDEO: I PRANKED MY BOYFRIEND THAT I WANT TO BREAK UP WITH HIM *WENT WRONG* **NOT CLICKBAIT**

THE END.

idk whats happening and im so nervous but

thank you for reading and being patient with me!!! (sorry im so slow i didnt plan any of this help) i hope you enjoyed!!!!

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