Jimmy shipped off to doggy "hotel", Zipho shipped off to his grandmother.

Time to baecay https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">
Enough for 2 people? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht">
Berg toe
Cav the views, ouens https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">
Home for the weekend
They have a very, very good selection of reading material stocked. I could spend months
At the Tower of Pizza, and their chairs are made of garden shovels
Rocking chairs, priceless views and edibles. I could get used to this.
⁽ʷᵉ& #39;ʳᵉ ˡᵉˢˢ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ⁵⁰ᵏᵐ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵉᵏʰᵃʸᵃ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ʷᵃˢ ᵇᵒʳⁿ, ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗᵒˡᵈ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᴵ& #39;ᵐ ᵃʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵉˣᵃᶜᵗˡʸ ᶻᵉʳᵒ ᶦⁿᵗᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗᵉˡˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾
Edibles. Never again.
Right. Let& #39;s make like Caucasians and go hiking
"Hiking. Never again." - Head Office

There were nice views shame
The masseuse: "Is this pressure fine, sir?"

Me, literally dying: "Yes it& #39;s fine"
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