For the record, I think gay murders need to be dramatic. So: pushing someone down the stairs (long dramatic tumbling sequence), or poisoning someone's food (dramatic faint off chair/into food). Any others? https://twitter.com/ComfyBasilisk/status/1268552493409189888

STRAIGHT: shooting someone in the head
GAY: shooting someone in the leg so that they fall backwards off a skyscraper

Ever wonder why Janine from EastEnders was a gay icon? Because when she killed Barry she did it by not pushing him off a cliff, but off a HILL. Look at the way he rolls down! VERY gay.

Notice how she didn't push him enough to send him right off, but pushed him enough to get a second of floundering before he toppled over the edge. Stratosphere-level gay.

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