Due to a variety of factors eliminating basically everything else on earth, I will now commence watching Emily in Paris.
What an incredibly cliched yet convoluted way to get her to Paris #EmilyInParis
A courtesan with tuberculosis??? #EmilyInParis
this is hell #EmilyInParis
She had a whole conversation about the floor thing and already forgot, this girl is too stupid to live #EmilyInParis
How do you sigh in English???????? #EmilyInParis
I've made it through episode 1, this show is *so bad* holy shit, love this for me #EmilyInParis
She still does not know where she lives lmaoooooooooo this bitch #EmilyInParis
This completely out of the blue conversation with her boyfriend is so deranged, I’m *dying* #EmilyInParis
More like JKR in Paris #EmilyInParis
Wait I thought it was a dumb throwaway thing but they’re really going with “Emily saves the day by getting the First Lady of France to be transphobic on twitter” as a whole thing??? #EmilyInParis
I take it all back this show is incredible I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks #EmilyInParis
I just want to know how which drugs Darren Star was on when he made this show and where I can get them #EmilyInParis
THIS BITCH MAILED HERSELF FOOD????? MA'AM YOU ARE GOING TO *PARIS*. #EmilyInParis
Ok well...that’s relatable #EmilyInParis
These are supposedly different men #EmilyInParis
I cannot stress enough that this is an actual line in an actual show #EmilyInParis
Is this supposed to be a charming anecdote #EmilyInParis
Finally, a useful reaction image #EmilyInParis
This is just so funny to me I'm sorry #EmilyInParis
Oh my god???????? #EmilyInParis
Is this....is this supposed to be romantic #EmilyInParis
This show would actually be perfectly pleasant if it were targeted at like, 12-15 year old girls. Indeed, you might think that's the target audience. But the graphic discussions of sex positions and "PBO" make it clear you would be wrong!!!
I'm loving Jessica's recaps and am INCREDIBLY (INCROYABLE) excited to read this once I finish the cursèd show https://twitter.com/jessicagolds/status/1319394644304809990
Is our #EmilyInParis becoming self-aware?????
If I were presented with a lengthy legal document in a language I did not speak, I would simply not sign it. RIP to Emily but im different. #EmilyInParis
What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck #EmilyInParis
They're really milking "coq," I think that was the fourth joke about it.
Ok well that was nice and all but this is still the best version of Chandelier #EmilyInParis #selfie #justiceforselfie
OH MY GOD HE'S [REDACTED] LMAOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK #EmilyInParis
This show is not okay #EmilyInParis
Not sure I love having two of the very few non-white men be "villains"!!!! #EmilyInParis
Dramatically flopped on the bed in loungewear tapping crème brûlées (crèmes brûlée?) is actually extremely my aesthetic #EmilyInParis #sexyfrenchdepression
Sorry one more you just gotta get the full glory of this outfit (also, here's Sexy French Depression: ) #emilyinparis
We are now on the last episode. It is called "Cancel Couture." I plan to drink afterwards. #EmilyInParis
Absolutely crackling dialogue here #EmilyInParis
I just genuinely want to know what was in the costume designer's head. Like, are we supposed to think Emily looks good? #EmilyInParis
Oh my god that...fashion....show...was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. In every possible way. Is this what acid feels like? #EmilyInParis
That ending...that ending makes me fear they're planning for a season two. Mon dieu. #EmilyInParis
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