Due to a variety of factors eliminating basically everything else on earth, I will now commence watching Emily in Paris.
What an incredibly cliched yet convoluted way to get her to Paris #EmilyInParis

this is hell #EmilyInParis

She had a whole conversation about the floor thing and already forgot, this girl is too stupid to live #EmilyInParis

She still does not know where she lives lmaoooooooooo this bitch #EmilyInParis

This completely out of the blue conversation with her boyfriend is so deranged, I’m *dying* #EmilyInParis

Wait I thought it was a dumb throwaway thing but they’re really going with “Emily saves the day by getting the First Lady of France to be transphobic on twitter” as a whole thing??? #EmilyInParis

I take it all back this show is incredible I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks #EmilyInParis

I just want to know how which drugs Darren Star was on when he made this show and where I can get them #EmilyInParis

Oh my god???????? #EmilyInParis

This show would actually be perfectly pleasant if it were targeted at like, 12-15 year old girls. Indeed, you might think that's the target audience. But the graphic discussions of sex positions and "PBO" make it clear you would be wrong!!!
I'm loving Jessica's recaps and am INCREDIBLY (INCROYABLE) excited to read this once I finish the cursèd show https://twitter.com/jessicagolds/status/1319394644304809990
If I were presented with a lengthy legal document in a language I did not speak, I would simply not sign it. RIP to Emily but im different. #EmilyInParis

They're really milking "coq," I think that was the fourth joke about it.
Ok well that was nice and all but this is still the best version of Chandelier #EmilyInParis
#selfie #justiceforselfie

OH MY GOD HE'S [REDACTED] LMAOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK #EmilyInParis

Not sure I love having two of the very few non-white men be "villains"!!!! #EmilyInParis

Dramatically flopped on the bed in loungewear tapping crème brûlées (crèmes brûlée?) is actually extremely my aesthetic #EmilyInParis
#sexyfrenchdepression

Sorry one more you just gotta get the full glory of this outfit (also, here's Sexy French Depression: ) #emilyinparis

We are now on the last episode. It is called "Cancel Couture." I plan to drink afterwards. #EmilyInParis

I just genuinely want to know what was in the costume designer's head. Like, are we supposed to think Emily looks good? #EmilyInParis

Oh my god that...fashion....show...was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. In every possible way. Is this what acid feels like? #EmilyInParis

That ending...that ending makes me fear they're planning for a season two. Mon dieu. #EmilyInParis
