Oh mY goD i’ m so HORNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK SO I WANNA FUCK MY WORK HUBBY STORYTIME

bro wTF I WANT TO FUCK HIM SOOOOOO BAD LIKE I DAYDREAM ABOUT HIM AT WOrk AND I’M NOT GONNA CHEAT OR NOTHING I RLY CANT DO THAT TO MY FUCKING SOULMATE DUH BUT FUCK I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK SO BAD GOD JESUS HELP ME

TODAY I CANTN TSTOP SCREAMING

toDAY I WENT UP TO THE BAR AND HE ASKED ME IF I WAS OKAY AND I SAID “YEAH WHY?” AND HE SHEISJDHDHDJDB HE’S SO HOT DJDJUDHFBDHXJSJ FUUUUUCK

HE SAID “I don’t see you happy” aND FUCK FUCN FUCK he said “Like you’re all sunshine and happiness and I LOVE that” like fuck y’all don’t understand... this mans ain’t white. The way he said I Love that WAS SO FUCKING SEXY LIKE IT WAS FLIRTY THAT WAS A FUCKING SUBLIMINAL FUCK ME

LIKE HE SAID IT IN SPANISH OBVI CAUSE THAT’S THE NATIVE LANGUAGE SO HE SAID “Es que tú eres como que todo felicidad y emanas rayos de sol, y eso a mí me ENCANTA FUCK ME I JUST HIT MIDDLE SCHOOL FUCKBOY HORNY LEVELS I USED THEIR FUCKING EMOJI STFUUU

And I started happy dancing mockingly (who am i ceo of wattpad), then a bit later he said “I’m sorry that *smth i didn’t catch* but don’t be sad” and I nodded and he said “you see how good I am?” and I jsut realized how hot that is anyways he’s an influencer shut the fuck up

he lives for making women horny fuck fuck he’sASLO. A BARTENDER FUCK ME IN THE ASSHOLE OH KDJDJDH EW ANYWAYS. and I said “I would but I don’t know what the fuck you just said cause the music was too loud” and he acted offended (mockingly too) and started saying that i was being

mean to him and whatever so I said “My love, I literally didn’t hear you because the music was too loud I was joking with youuuu” “I’m not maaad” and he kept fighting or idk i don’t remember and I said “But baaaabe i’m mean to my friends in a way of loveee” and he said “Me too”

I WANTFKSJDJDJDJDJFH HEAVY METAL MUSIC IS PLAYING IN MY HEAD RIGHT NKW I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME HEAVY HIT THE PEDAL SHOW ME YOU CARE