i hate to admit it but Biden's kinda tearing it up out there

Trump looks so mad that he can't use his favorite rhetorical tactic*

*interrupting

anyway i'm going to the liquor store y'all want anything

i wish the moderator would bully these men

actually could we not talk about china more broadly thanks

nobody who brings up china is ever not wrong in some way so could we just move on

"WE HAD A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH HITLER BEFORE THEY INVADED" KILLED ME ACTUALLY THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD JOE

breaking news, Kamala is further left than Bernie and words apparently mean nothing anymore

whoever prepped Biden for this debate is making him sound shockingly coherent, i'm kinda impressed

Trump has no clue what he's said in the past about the minimum wage and Biden is ripping him up effortlessly

oh no it's immigration time and they absolutely lied about muting these mics

AH YES EUGENICS THERE YOU ARE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD'T SHOW UP, IN TIME FOR IMMIGRATION TALK, THANK YOU DONALD

uhh THE CENTRAL PARK FIVE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT DONALD

my husband is yelling at his computer from the other room, we're watching different streams bc if i watch the official stream instead of a commentator's stream i'll slam my glass into my face until i die

NO MANDATORY MINIMUMS FUCK YES FUCK YES CAN WE PLEASE ACTUALLY KEEP OUR WORD ON THAT

i love that Trump's first time hearing of BLM is hearing the wh*te side of things and not what the BLM movement is a direct-action response to

BIDEN CALLED TRUMP A RACIST AND CALLED THE PROUD BOYS THE POOR BOYS

ok Biden's an irredeemable piece of shit but at the VERY least he's addressing his fuckups and listening to his PR people who are telling him to say things that make sense

this is the first debate i've actually watched live in a hot minute and i'm just tipsy enough to have a good time with it and boy am i

we're talking about limiting emissions and Trump is making up numbers and talking about windows, the net wealth on the planet is $360 trillion we're not investing hundreds of trillions. if you're gonna make up fake numbers make them feasible Donald

Don's trying so hard to pretend Joe's anti-fracking and he doesn't realize how hard he'd be selling to the left if we didn't know better

MORE CHINA ON UNRELATED QUESTIONS if i was sober i'd be going insane

I CAN HEAR MY HUSBAND IN HIS OFFICE SCREAMING HIS FUCKING FACE OFF AT TRUMP

ok it's over, so who was in charge of the mute button again? i'd just like to talk what's your address