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Finishing what I started ten years ago

Gimme ideas

We named him Bildo (like dildo but Bill)

Ifrit

Got tired of there being a void on the sides of my screen

Zell has something in common with my grandmother and you'll never guess what it is

Oh also I love Squall's room

In case anyone needs to know how to drive

Also good advice for driving

Xu is my favorite, least important character in this game. I don't know why

I mean it I love her

This cutscene is actually really cool actually

Holy redundancy Batman

Honestly? I miss pre-rendered backgrounds. They're a bitch to make and wouldn't even matter in today's gaming landscape, but I love them so much

IS THAT COMIC SANS?

Tag yourself I'm the dog

Yo how do you talk in such a way you have brackets around words?

Also I love that they're called SeeD. I would've called them the Cummy Boys, personally

You thought I forgot about FF8 huh?

Hot take I hate these two. They're... annoying

I will say tho this sequence is good. FF8 has good fmvs, the one thing I think everyone agrees on is good about this game

ALSO 8'S BOSS THEME!!!!!!! IT'S SO GOOD

Also this is my second favorite Ifrit, favorite probably 14

IT'S THE FIRST BOSS, ZELL

Oh also Elvoret has a Guardian Force, be sure to draw from it. You'll get Siren

There's a specific animation/camera angle that happens in this fight I was waiting for (when the camera focuses on Elvoret when it casts a spell) but it hasn't happened yet and we're approaching him being dead so here's windbreath

And Elvoret is dead. First boss down, can't wait to have beaten the game by July

Also I don't remember any other boss fight making such a big deal of the particles ascending to the heavens after they die, which is especially weird since Elvoret has NO plot significance outside of "Ah! Big monster!"

But then again the last time I played this game was ten years ago so

Seifer you ass, if you hadn't gotten it in your arrogant little head that you had to be a bog damn hero we wouldn't be in this mess (Squall and Zell are culpable too, they didn't HAVE to follow him)

Can I just say I simultaneously love and hate Seifer, as in, there are times where he's a compelling character, and times where he's just an ass because the plot needs someone to be an ass

Also 15 year old me was so into FF8 I got this, which I kind of mistreated. Seifer's gunblade is honestly poorly designed to be swinging around, but it has a cooler name than Squall's. Yeah, their gunblades have names. Squall's is Revolver, Seifer's is Hyperion

Every night I cry myself to sleep that I don't have more Final Fantasy merch

I forgot you actually have to fight this fuckin thing

So, I kinda hate this sequence, and also any sequence like this in games. Fuck you.

"Squid what do you hate about it" I hate chase sequences in rpgs. If you make me run away from a battle I can't avoid, fuck you, I hope you get bedbugs

The X-ATM092 (yeah that's its name) is especially egregious because there are 1) several points where you can't avoid fighting it 2) FF8 makes it hard to deal a ton of damage without expending valuable resources 3) THIS FUCKING SEQUENCE IS TIMED.

It's over,,, it's done. FUCK the X-ATM092

It went horribly thanks for asking

Seifer you fuckhead

Seifer stole the car, meaning we gotta walk back to the Garden

A e s t h e t i c

....FUCK I DIDN'T GET SIREN

"Siren can be drawn from Elvoret, the boss fought atop the Dollet Radio Tower during the SeeD field exam. If the player misses Siren, they can draw her from Tri-Point in the final dungeon. If the player fails to draw her from both bosses, Siren is permanently missed." -FF Wiki

I'm going to choose *not* to go back and to get Siren. Siren isn't all that helpful, and her feather pubes make me uncomfortable. I'll try not to miss anymore Guardian Forces

I think the next GF I can get is Brothers? P sure? And they're also optional

What I remember about Brothers is one speaks IN ALL CAPS and the other speaks in all lowercaps

....Lowercase

I beliiiiieve Zell is the only main character whose last name you learn in-game, could be wrong. The Legend of Zell Dincht

Thanks, Zell

Zell's house is so cute

........what is the implication here? Is the implication that this is porn disguised as [Timber Maniacs]?

I was gonna joke and say "I didn't know Squall was 25" but I know for a fact he's not, he's 17.

"Gee Squid you sure have a lot of peripheral knowledge about Final Fantasy 8" yeah this was my favorite Final Fantasy game for a brief while and despite all the bitching I'm gonna do in this thread it's still among my favorite games period. Also I still have the manual

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