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Everyone appears masked. Stage is empty.

@kwelkernbc looks fabulous and sounds confident.

ANDDDDDDDDDDDD....

The future President and the Angry Orange Toddler have entered the room.

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Trump enters, maskless, looking sullen and angry.

Biden enters, masked, smiling and waving.

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Trump looks puffy and sounds wheezy and is promising a cure and vaccine for COVID within weeks.

Oh, and he says he is immune. Probably for a lifetime.

(snort)

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He is bragging about goggles, masks, gowns and ventilators. Says world leaders thank him.

"IT IS GOING AWAY"

Lordy.

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Biden starts with "220,000 Americans dead...if you remember nothing else...remember that. Anyone who is responsible for that many deaths should not remain President"

TRUMP IS MUTED. He is taking notes.

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Biden hammers Trump about masks and Trump not having a plan. No comprehensive plan.

Biden lays out his plan. Masks. Rapid testing. National standards for schools and business reopening.

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Trump says a vaccine comes within week. Welker asks if it is a guarantee. He says no. Maybe end of the year (that was a quick timeline change).

Welker follows up that Trump's own advisers say it won't be until next year.

Trump says they are wrong.

LORDY.

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Biden's reaction.

He says the only way to get the public to take the vaccine is to make the process transparent. Hammers Trump about his promise that it would go away by spring.

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(SNIFFFFFFF)

Everyone drink

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Trump is lying about H1N1. Blaming Biden for that, even though 220,000 people didn't die.
"My response? He is xenephobic but not because he shut down travel to China"

BOOM

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Trump says Biden is locked in his basement.

Biden laughs.

Trump sounds like a petty idiot.

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Trump babbles about how busy he is and how he has so many meetings.

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Trump says that "we are learning to live with COVID"

Biden responds "we are learning to die with COVID"

Whoo doggie?

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Trump interrupts. Won't let @kwelkernbc ask her next question.

Hands waving, blaming China.

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LOL Biden brings up Trump saying to inject bleach.

Trump politely raises his hand.

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Biden: "I would've shut down the virus, not the country."

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Trump starts bashing PA, NC, CA and NY for shutdowns.

"They're dying. They're dying"

LORDY.

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Biden is looking into the camera and I swear he is thinking "I cannot believe I am actually debating this idiot right now"

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Debate so far, in 2 sentences:

Trump: Rambling about himself being a superhero, bashing any Democrat whose name comes to mind, screaming about death, throwing feces.

Biden: Logical plan, citing statistics, hopeful vision.

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Trump rolling his eyes. He looks like he is holding so much rage in. Doing his xylophone hands. Rapid xylophona hands. Pointing at @kwelkernbc repeatedly.

Lord.

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LOLLLLLLLL @kwelkernbc asks about Trump calling Dr Fauci an idiot and a disaster.

Biden leans back and is nodding his head and Trump tap dances and making excuses.

LORDY.

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I cannot stand that Trump calls Dr. Fauci "Anthony".

No, we calls Doctors "Doctor" because that is their title.

How fucking rude.

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Bashing Dr. Fauci is not a good tactic.

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Trump is speaking rapid fire. Rapid xylophone hands. Very angry.

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OMG Biden brings up Rudy being used as a pawn by Russia and I am dying.

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I cannot follow what Trump is rambling about. Biden selling sheets and pillows? Submarine ports? Emails?

Biden is looking at the camera like "are you fucking kidding me with this idiot?"

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Biden hammers back about Trump having China bank account.

OOOOHO gets Trump for not releasing a year of his taxes.

"WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?" pointing his finger at him.

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"I called my accountant and I am still under audit. And I will release them and you will see how successful my company is"

LOLLLLLL

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LOLLLL Trump is ranting about Hunter emails. China giving money.

He is so disordered.

Biden is shaking his head.

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"I get treated very badly by the IRS"

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