hi! i’m @juliareinstein, a breaking news reporter at @buzzfeednews. they’re letting me tweet here tonight, which is a choice, considering i usually mostly tweet about Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again! let's watch a debate i guess, pals

little known fun fact that you don’t have to watch the debate. i do, because they’re paying me, but you probably don’t have to

fuck those “what are you drinking for the debate” tweets. what scented candle are you burning

"the fear cannot be worse than the problem itself" is only true when my therapist says it

sorry i didn't catch that who is the big man

first mention of witch hunts, happy halloween, drink

i hope they have to use the mute button soon and when they press it it makes a big gameshow buzzer sound (e.g. "awoooga," or a slide whistle) and the candidate get slimed. a simple request

how do presidential candidates debate each other without crying

should i do an AMA on here???? reply with your q's i give good advice i think

i'd give my expert opinion on healthcare, but honestly i have been procrastinating on calling my insurance company for three weeks to find out if i can afford to go to this one doctor because it's too complicated and stressful so if you have questions just google it plz

they really need to fit a pee break into these things

"POSSIBLE exception for abraham lincoln," says the guy who did the central park 5

i personally do identify as an innocent baby

trump referring to how "these politicians" are is big "i'm not like other girls" energy

"i know more about wind than you" FACT CHECK: no one actually knows what wind is. you can't see it, but you feel it

RT if you already have a depression the likes of which no one's ever seen

this has been @juliareinstein tweeting! follow me for worse tweets, and remember to make a voting plan, get a flu shot, order the bath and body works “leaves” candle, send your crush a risky text, donate to your local mutual aid fund, and stream #POSITIONS at midnight. byeeee!