Starting a thread on my Below Deck: Mediterranean watch through

final thoughts on S1:

Danny: LOVED! NOT as bad as everyone made him out to be and shouldn’t have been fired
Bryan: Couldn’t stand him, asshole the whole time
Bobby: annoying& aggressive he was cute but an ass
Ben: made some good looking food, I hate his hair

Julia: fun, cute, always crying about her BF, wish Bobby would have left her alone

Jen: eh she didn’t do much lmao just kinda there or fighting with Bryan about knots

Tiff: she was chill, I liked her
Hannah: a little aggy at times but not terrible. Fun when she’s not stressed out

Cap Mark: reminded me of a boss I had once who was never there to witness anything but always listened to the BS other workers said about me 🙄
Started S2!!

Captain Sandy is wayyyy more involved than Cap Mark omg #BelowDeckMed
S2: Yikes! I kinda miss chef Ben 👀 Adam is such an asshole! Not him PURPOSELY putting onions in the meals when that’s literally the only thing the PRIMARY didn’t want 🥴 #BelowDeckMed
S2 wrap up: Bobby is a hypocrite!!! He can go a tinder date with a charter guest but GOD FORBID DANNY GIVE A GUEST A POEM. He’s aggressive and annoying.

Hannah: a little messy this season 👀 but I liked her way more this season than last. #BelowDeckMed
S2 wrap up: Maila-I like her attitude& she’s definitely a fighter bc the way she stepped to Lauren immediately was 👀 Also she’s a messy b*tch that lives for drama! GIRL how u hanging out with Wes and Hooking up with Adam and thinking it not going to be a problem. #BelowDeckMed
S2 wrap up: Bugs: didn’t care for her. Annoying & whiny. All she did was talk about how she USE to be a chief stew! Well ur not on this boat so shut up! Messy for telling everyone about Hannah&guest.

Lauren: people pleaser, annoying, did laundry the whole season
#BelowDeckMed
S2: Wes: he was fine, sucks he got in all the Maila drama.

Adam: ASSHAT!! & unprofessional at times.He was super laid back in the kitchen and I kinda hated that he always had that ugly hat and crocs on to speak to the guest 🥴also annoying w/ Maila drama.

#BelowDeckMed
S2:
Max: I feel like I didn’t see enough of him to have an opinion

Cap Sandy: she’s like a mama and I like her a lot!

More Bobby: bitter as HELL that Maila didn’t want him.

More Lauren: ONLY talked about that her and Bobby had a thing in NY.🙄
#BelowDeckMed
Lmao hi I forgot about this thread! QUICK recap

S3:
-all the Hannah/Conrad shit was a mess lmao
-kasey,Brooke, João triangle MESS
-João was such an ass to me
-Collin was so precious
You can follow @WHlMSlCALWONDER.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: