what i think ot5 would be like as teachers, a thread~

Liam - History:

•focuses on black and LGBT history cause equality
• fun but makes sure you get your work done
•literally jumps at any excuse to do a fun class participation way of learning
•all the girls highkey fancy him and make it obvious but he’s oblivious

Zayn - Art:

•said fuck the curriculum and does stuff the class enjoys
•definitely showed up to work high before
•really helpful if you’re stuck or need help
•just wants people to have a good time and enjoy his class
•has a new hair colour and classroom theme almost weekly

Louis - PE:

•makes nobody feel pressured to do anything
•lowers all the dicks egos in the first week
•once had a girl cry over a boy who cheated on her so he made the boy be a tackle target for the rugby team
•”louis you can’t tell a student to fuck off” “he deserved it!”

Niall - Geography:

•KING of slideshows
•gives out sweets to whoever gets the highest score on a test
•half the class can’t understand his accent
•everyone loves him cause he doesn’t care too much
•goes on a heated about how much he hates birds and gets a noise complaint

Harry - Guidance:

•king of the LGBTQ+ kids
•the homework is an hour of meditation
•gave someone a detention for dissing stevie nicks
•tells louis what students are flirting with him so he can make them do extra laps
•has to handle the calls from angry parents about louis

extra classes they’d teach cause it’s understaffed

Liam - English:

•makes everyone write an essay about who/what makes them happy in the first week
•actually wrote a book himself, prints it out and makes the class study it
•has more fun in this class
•lowkey everyone’s comfort teacher
•gets distracted very easily

Zayn - Music:

•is really happy he didn’t have to teach a boring subject
•is a bit more serious about this class but makes it fun
•gets everyone engaged and interested
•the classroom looks hella vibey and has spray painted walls that Mr.Corden somehow agreed too

Louis - Drama:

•actually wanted to be a drama teacher at first so he’s really happy
•gets everyone interested and even gets some of the jocks to take the class
•won’t shut up about how he played danny zuko when he was in high school and makes the class watch his performance

Niall - Biology:

•literally only got the job because he follows an instagram account with biology fun facts
•leaves the class half the time to talk to Mr.Capaldi
•ends up genuinely crying with laughter when doing a demo about the digestive system and poo
•classroom is a MESS

Harry - Home Ec:

•wrote “used to work in a bakery” in all caps on his resume
•tells louis that hes worried about the future of bakeries if these kids don’t step up their game
•got salmonella cause a kid was crying saying their food was bad so he ate it to try and comfort them

BONUSES

Lewis - Chemistry:

•only took the job cause he likes to blow shit up
•spends more time talking about where Mr.Horan and him are going for lunch than actually teaching
•likes scaring first years
•actually really good at his job when he does decide to teach
•crazy but funny

James - Headteacher:

•strongly disagrees with school uniforms cause he wants everyone to be confident in who they are
•treats the teachers like a second family
•passes all the angry calls from parents about louis to harry
•probably embarrassed most students at some point

the end ty for reading :))))

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