OKAY THE SONG IS CALLED DALABENGBA https://twitter.com/hwenxiuu/status/1319407457274372099

a long long time ago , a huge dragon suddenly appeared , bringing chaos and disaster ; kidnapped the princess and disappeared . thie kingdom is in crisis ; who is the bravest in the world ? a hero rushed in , and shouted ,

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" i will bring the best sword , cross the highest mountain , go into the deepest forest , and bring the princess back to you !! " the king was very delighted , he desperately asked for his name . the young man thought about it , and said ,

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" your majesty , i 'm dalabengbabandebeidiboduobiluweng " " repeat that ? " " dalabengbabandebeidiboduobiluweng " " is it dalabengbabandebeidiboduobiluweng ? " " yes , it ' s dalabengbabandebeidiboduobiluweng "

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dalabengba the hero rode the fastest horse . with everyones hope , he set off from the castle . he defeated the attacking monsters , and earned 12 gold coins . with countless scars , he levelled up gradually . in a beautiful , remote village ,

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he opened all the treasure chests . accompanied by wind and frost along the way , and with the guidance of the holy moonlight , he breaks into a cave where the horrifying dragon lives , and the princess locates .

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the hero pulled out his sword , and the huge dragon said , " my name is kuntukutakatikaotesuwaxilasong " " say that again ? " " kuntukutakatikaotesuwaxilasong " " is it kuntepaitiqinkaodantasudamalasong ? " " no !! it ' s kuntukutakatikaotesuwaxilasong !! "

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so , dalabengbabandebeidiboduobiluweng swung his sword at kuntukutakatikaotesuwaxilasong , and then kuntukutakatikaotesuwaxilasong bit dalabengbabandebeidiboduobiluweng . in the end , dalabengbabandebeidiboduobiluweng defeated kuntukutakatikaotesuwaxilasong ,

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and saved princess miyamolasunadannixielihong , and they went back to town mengdalukeliusibogubiqibale . the king heard that dalabengbabandebeidiboduobiluweng defeated kuntukutakatikaotesuwaxilasong , so he let

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princess miyamolasunadannixielihong marry dalabengbabandebeidiboduobiluweng ; lala~ dalabengba and princess miya lived happily ever after . they gave birth to a child , and the child eventually grew up . to avoid any future inconviencences ,

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they nicknamed the child " wanghaoran " . his full name is too hard to pronounce , i dont want to say it even once .

OKAY THERES ACTUALLY ONE REALLY FUNNY PART AT THE END BUT I SCREWED UP THIS THREAD SO IM GONNA REMAKE IT WAIT