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My GF did legal hallucinogens, ama https://twitter.com/NLRG_/status/1319392534628651008
"I'm so smooth"
"tweets tweets tweets tweets tweets tweets"
"tweets tweets tweets tweets tweets tweets"
*flapping* "This is just energy"
"I like dim (mode on twitter) dim is prettier *screeches*"
"I like dim (mode on twitter) dim is prettier *screeches*"
"multi-cultchism does work" *giggles mischieviously*
"its been an hour since I took it...it feels like it was a seconds ago, not an hours ago"
"what if theres like things in....fingers fingers fingers...look look look they're going all the way *stares at hand and flaps*"
"eyeball...just a little"
"my mom is texting me...gotta be very sober"
rest in pepperoni NLRG
rest in pepperoni NLRG
*looking at lewd image* "zippy zappies...on the nippy nappies...thats a chastity cage with more zippy zappies...thats a tube...is that a pump?"
NLRG's wife: "You just have a really good tweeter time princess"
NLRG in a confident assured voice "Oh I will"
NLRG in a confident assured voice "Oh I will"
*goblin cackles occasionally while look at twitter*
she has this smug little look on her face the entire time.
*alarmed* "I always have that look"
*slids the back of her head down her wifes leg* (non-lewd) *groans happily the whole time*
"thats gonna be so good" (talking about a political tweet)
"thats gonna be so good" (talking about a political tweet)
"ok so...so *throws phone* phone gone...lets.....oh thats too bad i was hoping for visual hallucinations (while looking at her hand). i think my hand may have slipped through my skull into my brain. my fingers so short...little tiny fingers"
*lets her hand fall on her face* "hahahahaha" *slaps herself again*
"oh wow the colors are a little bit more real"
"the ceiling was so far away and then it wasn't and then i could touch it *stands up touching the ceiling*"
"oh it is warm"
"nope thats just your body"
"no thats what i mean"
"micro dose mi-cro-do-seee"
"I have progressed past the needs for pants *takes off pants*"
"nope thats just your body"
"no thats what i mean"
"micro dose mi-cro-do-seee"
"I have progressed past the needs for pants *takes off pants*"
"phone went way down"
shes being extremely hyperactive
shes just trilling
"warm warm warm warm warm"
"good good good good im so tired of the cold, now its warm"
"my phone is powerful again, i don't need the charger"
wife: "do you need anything to drink?"
nlrg: *incomprehensible noises* "no im good...oh water water water *trills and drinks water*"
wife: "do you need anything to drink?"
nlrg: *incomprehensible noises* "no im good...oh water water water *trills and drinks water*"
I think she asked if her neck is gone.
Now shes laughing evilly...now giggling. "I'm just so happy. its not even truly happy, just full of bubbles"
Now shes laughing evilly...now giggling. "I'm just so happy. its not even truly happy, just full of bubbles"
wife: "you know whats gonna blow your mind?"
nlrg: "Eyeballs"
nlrg: *groans aggressively and then laughs and trills*
nlrg: "Eyeballs"
nlrg: *groans aggressively and then laughs and trills*
shes just groaning, laughing and trilling
"its an interesting time of my life, ill say that much. where is the doe eye emojis, they all look the same *laughs evilly*"
"its an interesting time of my life, ill say that much. where is the doe eye emojis, they all look the same *laughs evilly*"
"I need to suggest im bashful about this tweet"
shes just looking through emojis trying to find the perfect one to reply to this tweet with.
"it can't make you throw up can it?"
"it can't make you throw up can it?"
