My Twitter account is constantly being targeted by unauthorised login attempts.

To whomever it might concern, just stop. Even if you do get access to this account, what is there to gain? Small account. No follower base. What you post will not ruin my life. No one would see it.

If there is no one around to see it, then did it really happen? Ask yourself that philosophical question. If you really hate me that much, then there are better ways of going about ruining my life; but, have the decency at least to let me know why you disdain me so much.

Naturally, all of this postulates that it's not a bot acting at random responsible for these constant unauthorised login attempts. In which case this thread is meaningless, but it never carried significance anyways – nothing I post carries that for the aforementioned reasons.