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Here are some things you should know about my daughter.
--Today is her fifth birthday
--She is getting two cakes because she can& #39;t have a party and because she& #39;s the best
--She is my favorite person
--Today is her fifth birthday
--She is getting two cakes because she can& #39;t have a party and because she& #39;s the best
--She is my favorite person
--She has been the life of the party since she arrived, and none of us can remember how we managed a single minute of life before she got here
--She still laughs exactly like this
--She will make you an offer you cannot refuse
--Once at school a boy pulled her hair and she responded by knocking him down, jumping on top of him, and hitting him with a plastic shovel until the teachers got there
--She got a fist bump from her father for this
--I would run you over if she told me to, without asking why
--She got a fist bump from her father for this
--I would run you over if she told me to, without asking why
--For a few weeks, her best friend was a potato named Best Friend Potato. They liked to play around like this
--She makes the funniest faces and has since she was very tiny. Occasionally you might find her making funny faces by herself without even knowing anyone is watching
--She is a fashion icon
--Ok back to funny faces briefly, she will do this on your phone within 2.5 seconds
--Her dad loves watching her get bigger and stronger and smarter every day, but is secretly very scared of the day when he can& #39;t carry her around anymore
--I hope she always feels this safe and comfortable around me, and I& #39;m so happy and proud to be her dad. I forgot the parallel structure of the thing I was doing. Oh well lol happy birthday Maya
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