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alright 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⛰" title="Berg" aria-label="Emoji: Berg"> HOBBIT THREAD https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⛰" title="Berg" aria-label="Emoji: Berg"> because i& #39;m 2 minutes into this audiobook and i have Shit to Say
i& #39;m uhh listening to... who was it... rob inglis... and his voice is very nice i always worry abt this stuff like shit am i going to hate the voice but no its always nice
and it had a very cute minstrel song playing as it started which was such a nice touch. i hope theres more sound design to this
BUT WHAT I CAME HERE TO SAY
really bilbo??? whole rooms dedicated to storing clothes and wardrobes???? you gay ass little man
"large, stupid folk like you and me" tolkien has me figured out
tolkien in 1937: bilbo was a bit queer
me almost a century later pretending not to know what he means: hehehe gay
me almost a century later pretending not to know what he means: hehehe gay
DWALIN IS HERE AWOOGA
is "blue beard" weird english color vocabulary that my little brazilian brain doesnt know like "dirty blonde" or is his beard supposed to be blue
seed cake sounds yummy
KILI IS BLONDE TOO IN THE BOOK i& #39;m gonna pretend i didnt see that. ALSO THEIR VOICES ARE SO WEIRD AKDHSJJ
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THORIN FCKIN FALLING INTO THE DWARF PILE AT THE DOOR https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> im DYING at my mental image of richard armit/age going tumbling
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE, NO LESS
nooo his voice,, he sounds like a grandpa
drink your wine you posh little dwarf
dwalin balin fili and kili helping set the table,, i have emotions
thorin really said hey you two teach my nephews manners bc i wont /j
HE REALLY SAID THORIN IS TOO IMPORTANT TO HELP WITH THE DISHES IM CHOKING
WHY IS THIS BOOK SO FUNNY TO ME????
oh my god the narrator is Singing
fckn gdi thorin warming his feet at the fireplace while everyone else deals with the dishes you patriarch ass mfer
i see there will be a lot of thorin bullying in this thread but rest assured i love him too much and that is exactly why i must bully him
him and gandalf making a game of popping smoke rings while they wait hhh thats cute,, theyre friends
im surprised thorin can control where the smoke rings go, though! isnt that magic? i didnt think the dwarves had any