So I had this really cute guy at one of my tables last Friday. Like so cute it actually made me nervous to take his order, which has never happened. The whole I got a really fun, goofy vibe from him so I decided to grow a pair and wrapped my number around his cc when he left.
He texted me an hour later asking when I got off of work. I was exhausted from working a double so there was no way I was meeting up with him. I spent the weekend resting and held off on making any plans.
Ever since he texted me though we’ve been chatting it up effortlessly! Like we’ve known each other for years (which I’m grateful for because I’m awkward and hate small talk). So I finally told him to come visit me at work last night since I was bartending...
Everything was going great. We continued to talk effortlessly and I’m thinking to myself “damn girl you killin it with this fine ass man, get it queen”. THEN I had a table order a cocktail that will probably haunt me for the rest of my life...
They wanted our hot buttered rum cider which is easy to make. 4 ingredients. Cool, let’s get it. One problem... the cinnamon butter syrup won’t come out of the bottle. So I just keep squeezing it... BIG MISTAKE
This motherfucking lid came flying off and butter EXPLODED ALL OVER ME!! Like I couldn’t even see because there was butter in my eyes. I look up, his jaw is on the ground. I run into the bathroom and there’s a massive chunk of butter on my forehead, all over my face, on my shirt
Butter in my hair, my eyelashes caked together because this thick as shit literally attacked me. This might possibly be one of the most embarrassing things that has ever happened to me while “meeting someone for the first time”. Like I shouldve just flushed myself down the toilet
I go back to the bar and there’s globs of butter EVERYWHERE. Somehow he didn’t get hit (THANK GOD because then I really would’ve flushed myself). Normally I’d be mortified and not know what to do but I could not stop laughing and neither could he
Maybe he really likes butter because when he was leaving he asked when I’m off next so that we can plan something. At least he got to witness right away how big of a klutz I am https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht">
I’m still embarrassed though. I swear these things only happen to me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
Update https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">
He also has a chicken wing tattoo so we’re probably soulmates
Omg he kept the slip I wrote my number on like how fucking cute https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Omg he kept the slip I wrote my number on like how fucking cute https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">" title="Omg he kept the slip I wrote my number on like how fucking cute https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Look at that ass https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">
“First date” is tonight and this is the first time I’ve worn lipstick since covid started. Also don’t know why I’m so nervous rn since we’ve hung out a bunch of times now but yeah. Here’s to hoping nothing embarrassing happens to me tonight https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
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