Why sargon of akkad is problematic, a thread

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// piss
I& #39;ve come to make an announcement: Sargon of akkad& #39;s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That& #39;s right. He took his british fuckin& #39; quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that& #39;s disgusting.

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So I& #39;m making a callout post on my https://Twitter.com"> https://Twitter.com . Sargon of akkad, you got a small dick. It& #39;s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here& #39;s what my dong looks like. That& #39;s right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that,

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it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I& #39;m gonna fuck the earth. That& #39;s right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I& #39;m not gonna piss on the earth. I& #39;m gonna go higher. I& #39;m pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that,

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OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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