So @DrJasonJohnson's unfortunate Marilyn McCoo situation got me thinking about Solid Gold - that entire thing was like a fever dream. What was even happening there?

YES.

If you're too young to remember Solid Gold, it was a lot of this:

And then, and THEN, it led to one of the best movies ever, "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun," which featured Sarah Jessica Parker and Helen Hunt, and I still have the entire soundtrack memorized.

The 80s were wild.

The Solid Gold dancers always ended by scooching together and staring directly at the camera. Directly into your soul. Which is how you knew the dance was over.

God, is this thread embarrassing? I can feel the judgment from the Millennials and Zoomers.