Do you ever think about how there were a bunch of creepy clown sightings all across the US in 2016 before the election and then basically stopped afterwards and were never seen again

do,

do you think it's because they failed their mission

like, we just really screwed up and now we're in the really bad timeline, the timeline so bad even the creepy clowns were like "we gotta stop this from happening" but they couldn't?

because you'd think they'd reappear for this election, too; it's arguably much higher stakes than even the last one but they're not showing up

so they either abandoned us,

or there is some other reason why, like, maybe they can't show up anymore

I need to sleep but all I can think about is what happened to the clowns

were they punished by the gods like Prometheus for defying the fates and trying to steer the course of human history

#WhereAreTheClowns

Ok, half-jokes aside, I'm honestly surprised the clown sightings didn't start up again; that would have been very 2020

maybe too predictably 2020

oh no is something worse coming in its stead

Me: what could possibly be worse than clow-

All My Twitter Followers: *collectively punches me in the mouth* DON'T YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE