KFC’s crimes against God and humanity: a thread.

We’ll start with an easy one. The Double Down.

Already going south, next up is the DOUBLE DOWN DOG.

Then we have the *ahem* Zinger Double Down King.

Apparently Spicy Chocolate Chicken was a thing at one point.

THE CHACO.

(I’m like 90% sure this is just Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chalupa since KFC and Taco Bell are owned by the same company but...still a problem.)

I...have no words.

If you’re consuming seafood from KFC, you not seeing the pearly gates.

These aren’t that bad. Just...stupid. Idk.

I’m pretty sure this sandwich is a convicted felon.

Fucking. Popcorn. Chicken. Nachos.

Bro what the fuck is this shit

*gags* oh fuck...

I actually tried this and never in my life have I hated myself as much as I did in that moment.

This is just...violent.

Gonna finish this thread off with something that ain’t food (although I guess that’s most of this list) but is actually an official KFC product.

And somehow this isn’t even the worst thing on the list.

KFC SCENTED SUNSCREEN

In conclusion, Colonel Sanders is definitely turning Extra Crispy in Hell right now.