I just remembered we weren’t allowed to dress up for Halloween when I went to Evangel but most of us did anyways for them $3 booritos
I also got in trouble once for being out past curfew so the next time I knew I wasn’t going to make it back to the dorm I literally just stayed out all night until curfew lifted. Like??? That was so easy to get around????
And let’s not forget the professor that accused me of cheating because he said there was no way I was reading the Bible that fast after he gave us permission to listen to it audibly? (Not my fault he didn’t say I couldn’t use 2x speed)
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