Opened MTG Arena for the 1st time in ages and good lord what went wrong that CAULDRON FAMILIAR is banned in Standard

Also THERE IS A SCROLL BAR FOR ALL THE BANNED CARDS?

...the first 3 slides are all just bans and erratas to cards??

What is a renewal gift???

WHAT IS HAPPENING

I clicked "MORE" 5 times to get a bunch of basic lands and I still haven't gotten into the screen to play Magic yet

What the heck is mastery? Oh, a battle pass? It costs 3400 gems?? I guess you gotta show how to monetize before you let me play, but does it have to come right after 5 minutes of clicking through bans? What is going on?

That's a move, to put the "purchase" button where the "okay" button is expected to be, and have that be the end of your "welcome back" flow. You then have to click to HOME in the top left to get to playing Magical Cards.

...I just wanted to play @nicknprince's Orzhov deck y'all

...wait this offer has expired :(