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Fuck it, here's the thread of all the worst copy I've ever seen.
Many have gone mad trying to decipher this slogan
Similarly maddening although one person suggested they're using "fly" as in "fly off the shelves" -- still very confusing!
The self-evident answer to this question is "zero"
This blurb from a few years ago has always stuck with me, in which we learn Kamala Harris was the first second black woman to serve in the senate. Please note too the delightful metaphor-mixing of cement and books.
This one I just unambiguously love.
Let us not forget these mind-bending four words from Peter Rabbit.
