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Welcome to my livestream of entertaining things I wrote to myself in this letter I just received from 17 year old me.
Starting out serious: "I hope that you take this [letter] as seriously as I do."
"The proper way to check for inflation is always by Chipotle burritos. Right now, they cost around $8"
"Can you squat twice your bodyweight yet?" wtf
"By the time you read this your Dad is probably going to be in his mid 70s, so make sure you& #39;re spending as much time with him as you can" 
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"I wonder if you can name all the pets I have right now. I& #39;ll give you a hint, you should be coming up with four cats and two dogs."
"Remember! The lesson you& #39;ve learned is that when you get your own dog you should get some bigger dog that won& #39;t yap all the time"
"I think that my mom is a crazy cat lady. Or at least a crazy chicken lady."
"he [the dead rooster] had his feet sticking out from under the chicken coop like the Wicked Witch of the West"
*opening the sealed letter* "I hope Mrs. Griffin doesn& #39;t read this because some of it is potentially incriminating (insert xD emoji)"
WOW 17 year old me is patronizing. "I really hope that by the time that you read this letter you& #39;re dating someone. But if you haven& #39;t gotten there yet don& #39;t feel bad; you& #39;ll find someone eventually."
"Don& #39;t forget that time that Leo and I printed out Cards Against Humanity at Staples and that old woman started reading the cards out loud"
"I always try to do math when I& #39;m high." I guess this was the incriminating part
omg i put a blank piece of paper behind this so my teacher couldn& #39;t read it with a flashlight (which I explained to myself in the letter)
