Well since ol' Tracy got the 'rona and Big Jason has spent all day being yelled at by Big Erin, ol' Vic has hidden in the basement with a bottle of Cronk, and is ready to give out the hard truths
#ableg

We are here to impoverish and demoralize the Progressives into leaving. So go on, leave, we don't even care.... that's fine! Take your science and your craft beer and your medicine and your teaching and your counselors and your not dying of preventable illneses... FINE

We'll just sit here in the choking smog and choke down undercooked meat while our kids punch each other in the groins in the name of Jesus and we're gonna LIKE IT.
#jesusislord

Because let's lay it out here. Science should include our TRADIONS--TRADISONT--TRADITIONS!
Like the four elements! Anything else is _witchcraft_ and makes ol' Leela cross herself and hide in a wardrobe

And you know what happened last time Ol' Vic hid in a wardrobe?!

I met a nice lady in a sleigh who hated Christmas and gave me candy

So we made her Education Minister

I mean, the candy was nice, but her policy of turning her enemies to stone is troubling.

Not, let's be clear, so troubling as to do anything about it.

Wee Doug, and Ol' Leela, and Ol' Drew, and all the rest of us, well, we didn't do anything when they took our hospitals,

and you think we're gonna do anything now?

We laid our souls down the EVERYTHING FREE table of this White Elephant sale a looong time ago

TRINA GET DADDY ANOTHER BOTTLE FROM MY CRISIS CABINET.

And listen, you wanna know why we're gonna win?

Dear Jesus, I know _I_ do.

Today there were a bunch of Redundancy Meeting across the good ol' G of A, and we have created job opportunities for hundreds of civil servants!

They now have the opportunity to go look for jobs!

We have brought the same success to job creation as we have brought to health, education, indigenous relations,municipal affairs, advanced education, children services, justice, finance, energy, environment, sustainable resources and infrastructure!

So they only way to beat us, to defeat us, is to somehow show every single Albertan we have directly made their lives worse. Every. Single. One. And like you're gonna be able to do that.

Like, what are you gonna do?

Remind _every_ Albertan who drives a car that we hiked their insurance rates?
#ableg #ucp

Remind every Albertan with children that we cut school staffing?
#ableg #ucp

Remind every Albertan with children that we canceled $25/day daycare?

Remind every Albertan in a rural municipality that shifted the tax burden from multi-million dollar oil and gas companies to them? #ableg #ucp

Remind every Albertan with a permanent disability that we delayed their AISH payments so their rent would bounce? #ableg #ucp

Remind every Albertan taxpayer that a 2.5 million dollar study into a provincial police force guaranteed it will cost more than the RCMP? #ableg #ucp