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"hello, I& #39;m a late 2000s/early 2010s comedic reviewer?"
"ah, here& #39;s your sample of & #39;Forklift& #39; from MST3K and a fake gun"
"awesome! I& #39;ve got an unfunny, overlong sketch section of this video to film!"
"ah, here& #39;s your sample of & #39;Forklift& #39; from MST3K and a fake gun"
"awesome! I& #39;ve got an unfunny, overlong sketch section of this video to film!"
"we& #39;ve also got this magic clip machine? it plays clips of recognizable pop culture touchstones"
"so like if I mentioned Camelot...?"
-it& #39;s only a model-
"perfect!"
"so like if I mentioned Camelot...?"
-it& #39;s only a model-
"perfect!"
"now will you be reviewing Birdemic or The Room?"
"couldn& #39;t I just play the most recognizable clips and overreact to them?"
"of course, what did you think & #39;review& #39; meant sir?"
"ah, silly of me, both it is then! and I& #39;ll take Battlefield Earth too"
"couldn& #39;t I just play the most recognizable clips and overreact to them?"
"of course, what did you think & #39;review& #39; meant sir?"
"ah, silly of me, both it is then! and I& #39;ll take Battlefield Earth too"
"might the gentlemen be interested in some forced catchphrases?"
"the kind that could be painful memes & go on T-shirts?"
"of course sir, the nerd shirt economy will never crash, Think Geek is forever"
"Fuckity Shit Balls!! (trademark)"
"the kind that could be painful memes & go on T-shirts?"
"of course sir, the nerd shirt economy will never crash, Think Geek is forever"
"Fuckity Shit Balls!! (trademark)"
"alright, now let& #39;s talk costumes, I& #39;m assuming you& #39;ll be playing multiple characters interacting with each other all edited on iMovie"
"you know me well"
"perfect, I have a hat & trench coat and an obvious wig"
"Dark Reviewer Saga is a go!"
"you know me well"
"perfect, I have a hat & trench coat and an obvious wig"
"Dark Reviewer Saga is a go!"
"you know, I was thinking, once I get popular filming my overdone responses to mediocre movies & TV shows I could actually make my OWN movies & TV shows?"
"oh absolutely sir, would they also be mediocre?"
"Hell no- they& #39;d be shitty and remarkably self-indulgent & tired"
"oh absolutely sir, would they also be mediocre?"
"Hell no- they& #39;d be shitty and remarkably self-indulgent & tired"
