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Transformer Generation 2 is just G1 Transformers but Optimus Prime& #39;s Trailer is FULL OF COCAINE NOW and he& #39;s SHARING WITH EVERYONE!
It& #39;s 5 AM in Autobot City.
Optimus: FUCK.
Megatron: What?
Optimus: When& #39;d you get so swole?
Megatron: BRO. WE GOTTA WORK OUT TOGETHER.
Optimus: FUCCCCK.
Megs: WHAT?!
Optimus: WE& #39;RE OUT OF COKE.
Sideswipe, who everyone thought was passed out on the couch: I KNOW A GUY!
Optimus: FUCK.
Megatron: What?
Optimus: When& #39;d you get so swole?
Megatron: BRO. WE GOTTA WORK OUT TOGETHER.
Optimus: FUCCCCK.
Megs: WHAT?!
Optimus: WE& #39;RE OUT OF COKE.
Sideswipe, who everyone thought was passed out on the couch: I KNOW A GUY!
Motormaster: WHOA. I LOVE THE NEW COLORS.
Breakdown: I KNOW RIGHT.
Wildrider: WE MATCH!
Deadend: You don& #39;t.
Motormaster: Drag Strip. Why you wearing black, bro?! You going to a funeral?!
Drag Strip: I& #39;m going through some BIG LIFE SHIT okay. Also don& #39;t call me bro.
MM:
Breakdown: I KNOW RIGHT.
Wildrider: WE MATCH!
Deadend: You don& #39;t.
Motormaster: Drag Strip. Why you wearing black, bro?! You going to a funeral?!
Drag Strip: I& #39;m going through some BIG LIFE SHIT okay. Also don& #39;t call me bro.
MM:
Deadend: Should we really all be yelling at each other while we& #39;re trying to rob this Circuit City?
Breakdown: OMG. MOTORMASTER! DO YOU HAVE MORE COKE?!
Motormaster: Nope all gone.
Wildrider: WTF. Is your alt-mode a vacuum cleaner?!
Breakdown: OMG. MOTORMASTER! DO YOU HAVE MORE COKE?!
Motormaster: Nope all gone.
Wildrider: WTF. Is your alt-mode a vacuum cleaner?!
Circuit City Cashier: Do your friends know that the store is still open?
Drag Strip, also working in her day job as a Circuit City Casher: No. They are honestly the 4 dumbest people I know. They& #39;re going to get me fired.
Drag Strip, also working in her day job as a Circuit City Casher: No. They are honestly the 4 dumbest people I know. They& #39;re going to get me fired.
Skydive: Nice! Going to get new paint jobs at 6 AM after a 4 day bender was a great idea!
Air Raid: Yay!
Fireflight: I LOVE COCAINE.
Silverbolt: DO YOU THINK MOTORMASTER WILL NOTICE ME NOW?! ILoveHimSoMuch *SOBS*
Slingshot:
Air Raid: Yay!
Fireflight: I LOVE COCAINE.
Silverbolt: DO YOU THINK MOTORMASTER WILL NOTICE ME NOW?! ILoveHimSoMuch *SOBS*
Slingshot:
Scrapper: You know what would be hilarious?
Hook: What?
Bonecrusher: omg guys i can& #39;t feel my face.
Scrapper: We should paint ourselves yellow and pretend to be normal construction vehicles.
Mixmaster: HOLY SHIT.
Scavenger: THAT& #39;S THE FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER HEAR WE GOTTA DO IT
Hook: What?
Bonecrusher: omg guys i can& #39;t feel my face.
Scrapper: We should paint ourselves yellow and pretend to be normal construction vehicles.
Mixmaster: HOLY SHIT.
Scavenger: THAT& #39;S THE FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER HEAR WE GOTTA DO IT
Hook: Okay. But we first we wait for Long Haul to get back with more cocaine.
Long Haul: I& #39;m back.
Scrapper: WELL.
Long Haul: I brought soup. A whole lot of noodle soup.
Hook: THE FUCK?
Mixmaster: HOLY SHIT I LOVE SOUP.
Long Haul: I& #39;m back.
Scrapper: WELL.
Long Haul: I brought soup. A whole lot of noodle soup.
Hook: THE FUCK?
Mixmaster: HOLY SHIT I LOVE SOUP.
***3 YEARS LATER***
Megatron: PHEW. Let& #39;s never do that again.
Optimus: Agreed.
Megatron: HOLY SHIT YOU& #39;RE A MONKEY NOW
Optimus: I know. I got into some weird shit I don& #39;t want to talk about. Also you& #39;re a giant purple lizard.
Megatron: Okay. No more drugs for anyone.
Megatron: PHEW. Let& #39;s never do that again.
Optimus: Agreed.
Megatron: HOLY SHIT YOU& #39;RE A MONKEY NOW
Optimus: I know. I got into some weird shit I don& #39;t want to talk about. Also you& #39;re a giant purple lizard.
Megatron: Okay. No more drugs for anyone.
Ravage, through a thick Russian accent: YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GOT IN SO MUCH DEBT YOU SOLD ME TO THE RUSSIAN MOB. WE ARE NOT JUST PRETENDING THIS DIDN& #39;T HAPPEN.
(tbf this is maybe the best justification for beast wars)
Jazz: Lightweights.
Inferno: I know.
Starscream: Like. It& #39;s possible to use recreational drugs and not become a total idiot.
Mirage: HEY GUYS! YOU KNOW WHAT& #39;S BETTER THAN COCAINE?!?! METH!
Jazz: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, MIRAGE? GO THE FUCK HOME. NO ONE WANTS THAT.
Inferno: I know.
Starscream: Like. It& #39;s possible to use recreational drugs and not become a total idiot.
Mirage: HEY GUYS! YOU KNOW WHAT& #39;S BETTER THAN COCAINE?!?! METH!
Jazz: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, MIRAGE? GO THE FUCK HOME. NO ONE WANTS THAT.
Sideswipe: *goes flying through the living room window like a sack of flour*
Grimlock: ME GRIMLOCK WANT METH.
Slag: ME SLAG DO TOO.
Snarl: ME SNARL WANT—wait where Swoop and Sludge? did Dinobots leave them at Taco Bell?
Jazz: OPTIMUS AND MEGATRON GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW.
Grimlock: ME GRIMLOCK WANT METH.
Slag: ME SLAG DO TOO.
Snarl: ME SNARL WANT—wait where Swoop and Sludge? did Dinobots leave them at Taco Bell?
Jazz: OPTIMUS AND MEGATRON GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW.
Inferno: We had 1 RULE tonight.
Optimus: We know.
Jazz: WHAT WAS THE RULE?
Megatron: Don& #39;t give the Dinobots cocaine.
Starscream: AND WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?
Megatron: We gave the dinobots cocaine.
Optimus: In our defense, it was fun—
Starscream: No. Adults are speaking.
Optimus: We know.
Jazz: WHAT WAS THE RULE?
Megatron: Don& #39;t give the Dinobots cocaine.
Starscream: AND WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?
Megatron: We gave the dinobots cocaine.
Optimus: In our defense, it was fun—
Starscream: No. Adults are speaking.
Megatron: STARSCREAM WHY DON& #39;T YOU SUPPORT ME?!
Starscream: Oh. my. Primus. You have GOT to be kidding me right now...
Megs: You don& #39;t respect me.
Starscream: You. Are. Wearing. Fluorescent. Green. And. Purple. Camouflage.
Megs: wuw
Optimus: I support you Meg—
Jazz: Enough.
Starscream: Oh. my. Primus. You have GOT to be kidding me right now...
Megs: You don& #39;t respect me.
Starscream: You. Are. Wearing. Fluorescent. Green. And. Purple. Camouflage.
Megs: wuw
Optimus: I support you Meg—
Jazz: Enough.
Inferno: So let& #39;s review.
Megatron: OK DADS.
Jazz: No.
Starscream: The Dinobots are coked out of their mind, lost Sludge and Swoop, & Mirage (SOMEHOW) has gotten WAY TOO INTO METH. We are past joking.
Optimus: Oh shit, my man Mirage came through and he didn& #39;t share?
Jazz:
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Megatron: OK DADS.
Jazz: No.
Starscream: The Dinobots are coked out of their mind, lost Sludge and Swoop, & Mirage (SOMEHOW) has gotten WAY TOO INTO METH. We are past joking.
Optimus: Oh shit, my man Mirage came through and he didn& #39;t share?
Jazz:
Inferno: PARTIES OVER.
Starscream: Everyone& #39;s going home.
Drag Strip, walking in: HEY. WHY DON& #39;T ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES PICK UP YOUR PHONE? I& #39;VE BEEN TRYING TO GET SOMEONE TO PICK ME UP FROM WORK FOR HOURS!
Grimlock: GRIMLOCK WANT MORE COKE.
Drag Strip: ...I need new friends.
Starscream: Everyone& #39;s going home.
Drag Strip, walking in: HEY. WHY DON& #39;T ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES PICK UP YOUR PHONE? I& #39;VE BEEN TRYING TO GET SOMEONE TO PICK ME UP FROM WORK FOR HOURS!
Grimlock: GRIMLOCK WANT MORE COKE.
Drag Strip: ...I need new friends.
Slingshot, suddenly snapping up after passing out on the table: I STILL LOVE GOLD.
Bee, snapping up from the couch: ME TOO.
Breakdown, blowing hot air on his arm to see if his new color scheme is Hypercolor*: You know what? I& #39;m with the Dinobot. We need more drugs.
*google it.
Bee, snapping up from the couch: ME TOO.
Breakdown, blowing hot air on his arm to see if his new color scheme is Hypercolor*: You know what? I& #39;m with the Dinobot. We need more drugs.
*google it.
Jazz, Inferno, Drag Strip, & Starscream: *finally getting everyone to bed*
Jazz: Heh that was fun.
Starscream: Yea. We should do this tomorrow.
Inferno: no?
Ramjet, *kicking the door down, screaming as loud as he can*: EVERYONE WAKE UP. I GOT MORE COCAINE!
Drag Strip: oh no.
Jazz: Heh that was fun.
Starscream: Yea. We should do this tomorrow.
Inferno: no?
Ramjet, *kicking the door down, screaming as loud as he can*: EVERYONE WAKE UP. I GOT MORE COCAINE!
Drag Strip: oh no.
Jazz & Starscream: OUR MAN RAMJET.
Inferno: No.
Optimus & Megs: RAMJET!
Drag Strip: I hate you people so much.
Grimlock: *eats Ramjet whole, including the drugs*
Starscream: Huh. Am I supposed to be angry, worried, relieved, or afraid?
Drag Strip: *SIGH* I& #39;ll call First Aid
Inferno: No.
Optimus & Megs: RAMJET!
Drag Strip: I hate you people so much.
Grimlock: *eats Ramjet whole, including the drugs*
Starscream: Huh. Am I supposed to be angry, worried, relieved, or afraid?
Drag Strip: *SIGH* I& #39;ll call First Aid
