1/5 I& #39;m a flawed person. One of my biggest foibles? Online targeted advertising works on me, more than I care to admit. After seeing the same natural deodorant that is SO SUPER SPECIAL AND MAGICAL targeted at me for like...2 years, I tried it. Here& #39;s too many tweets on the topic!

2/5 This brand boasts HUNDREDS UPON HUNDREDS of perfect reviews. I googled forward and backward to find ANYONE saying it doesn& #39;t work bc I& #39;ve sunk quite a bit of dough over the years on similar products that don& #39;t work for me even a little. Could this be the one that will work??

3/5 I found ONE(1) deeply buried blog post in the searches by someone who said it stopped working for them. Everything else glowing. (Caveat: I read over watching, so I didn& #39;t tread into YouTube reviews.) But after seeing no real negative chatter, I said let& #39;s give this a try!

4/5 WELL GUESS WHAT! I must be the world& #39;s smelliest bitch, all alone in my stench, because I& #39;m out $24 for a 2 pack I got, and it doesn& #39;t even APPROACH working, like at all. I& #39;m months into trying ALL of their tips & adjustment period BS and it. doesn& #39;t. work. even. a. little.

5/5 The part that bothers me the most isn& #39;t even that it doesn& #39;t work and the wasted $...bc that& #39;s what I expect from any natural deodorant. It& #39;s the part where it appears to work for the rest of the world and their (overwhelming) # of positive reviews. IS IT REALLY JUST ME?!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">